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[challenge entry] I love the smell of roast pea in the compo

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(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Sigs are rubbish, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# oo, that's a nice idea
*wonders where copy of highway code is*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# the bin possibly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# course it is
don't need that crap

get behind the bastard wheel

and be like "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

then I calmly insert the key into the ignition, turn it and drive away after first checking my mirrors carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I dont think I even looked at my copy of it
And I still didnt crash In my 3 months of driving
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely!
Roast pea, you say?



(It's only literal if you live in Newcastle)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Ner smerkin!
Ah cannae see Geoff, ahm BLAIND man.

Thah'ill be cers yer SMERKED, PeaJeuh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
*real lols*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# ES NEURGH LAFFIN MA'ER
I really do have to go for a ciggy, brb.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# ah, unmistakable welsh :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Yes indeed butty
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# do not smork in building!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Woman goes into a hairdresser's shop in Newcastle.
"I'd like a perm, please," she says.
"OK," says the hairdresser, "I wondered lernly as a cloud..."
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# heurah! for cluesoesque accents!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Fab!
Clickity...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)