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[challenge entry] Quick compo
I don't like this compo all that much, it seems a bit like an early nineties joke to me, but I've seen a sign like this on the way to work for years and I've had this thought every time I see it:



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(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# what was an early ninties joke
John Major BOOM BOOM
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)
# An early 90's joke is too old for a Club 18 to 30 holiday:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# i long to go on a club 1830 holiday
keep all the gold you can dig!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Not to mention
tight corsets and long skirts on the laydees. Hot dang!
(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# aw man, don't make me feel old
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# i walked past a park the other day and within i saw a bunch of kids smoking weed and drinking cider
my first thought was "bloody degenerates"


i'm getting old
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# you were just jealous weren't you?
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# good christ no, i'm glad those days are over with.
i lost most of first year of university to cheap cider and ecstasy and i have absolutely no regrets about not doing that any more
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I lost my first and second years to study. My first party invite for years was in 3rd year.
ed: incidentally, how old are you? If you wanna answer of course.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Did you not go
"Your actions are motivated by lack of respect. YOU SHITS!"
*vrhhhooooaaammm*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK!
*lazorz*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# is that the sound of light sabers?
i was mostly amazed at what level of bad parenting had led to a 10 year old sitting with his brother, who had given him a cigarette, at 1 in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# No, that was the sound the 2012 London Olympic logo makes.
"You're out of your league old man!"
"What?"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# *blinks repeatedly at the computer screen*
i don't understand any of this slang you kids use these days
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Did you not read the newsletter?....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvQxxDpsenM
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# i never read the newsletter
i'll watch it in a bit. i'm trying to work out what "tautological entailment" is at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I saw this
and the first thing i thought was "quantum mechanics!" (spin up and spin down)

Woos though!
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# oh christ you're worse than me, or I'm slipping
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# all it needs is a bar to seperate the bra and ket
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# :D

me too
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# yes^^
this ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# :)
Spend to long doing physics not to come up with a response. I escaped and am now doing sensible stuff.


yep I'm a mathematician
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# i just got news i failed my logic exam. now i need to try and relearn predicate calculus again.
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# :(
through a cruel twist of fate (uni doesn't really offer a well defined logic course) I've never actually studied any of it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# check this out then. this is one of the questions and answers from the mock paper
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# did you add the ouch or was it already there?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# the tutor put that in the answer booklet
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Man,
RapidShare's CAPTCHA is really hard these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Easy enough
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# That as well...
...I think someone has already done that one.

EDIT: There ya go.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Hello b3ta - woo btw :D
my pc is dead, but I haev an ideas
road signs with "snake" written underneath (ie triangle with corner) then the triangly one for bottle necking road, with "snakes" written underneath, then the one with the car with two crossing lines coming out the back with "argh snakes!" written underneath it, and a snazzy photoshopped image of snakes chasing the car :D
waah dead pc when i've got an idea :(

oh and my wheel fell off my car at 30mph on tuesday (snapped vertical link) - yay!
gtg stealing works internets!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Like this.
Greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)