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# An ode to KittyVomit.....
KittyVomit KittyVomit,
For you I write this little sonnet,
Take my face and sit upon it,
Oh my pretty KittyVomit.


I thought of this at work in a lift.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
#
KittyVomit KittyVomit
For your ear i have a grommit
Can't think of any more rhymes
Damnit?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
#
Rappole Rappola,
Your rhymes are crap-ola!
Think what you've done
And bring me some cola.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
#
Mstandot Mstandot
er, how do you pronounce Mstandot anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# EMM - STAN - DOTT



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# ah yes
profile
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Emmstan Dot.
The Esteemed Professor Emmstan Dot
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Miss Tandott
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Old Skool!
I miss Rik.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# yeah

but he's out there you know...lurking....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Oh yes..
*Waves*

I know he'll be waving back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
#
mstandot mstandot
gah my rhymes are bad but my typing is not
i used to write songs for duran duran
and i wear a turban
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# it is genius
i feel sure it will win her heart
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# KittyVomit, KittyVomit,
I would like a gin and tonic,
In your serving wench's bonnet,
Amy, where's my fucking drink?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# up my bum!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hold her down lads
ive got this covered.

*adjusts headlight*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# It fucking will be, young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Next week's compo: make a poem for KittyVomit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# YESS!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)