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# can you beat this? please try to do this more fun
[Mod edit: NSFWTF?]
(bazka420, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# sexy
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# An ode to KittyVomit.....
KittyVomit KittyVomit,
For you I write this little sonnet,
Take my face and sit upon it,
Oh my pretty KittyVomit.


I thought of this at work in a lift.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
#
KittyVomit KittyVomit
For your ear i have a grommit
Can't think of any more rhymes
Damnit?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
#
Rappole Rappola,
Your rhymes are crap-ola!
Think what you've done
And bring me some cola.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
#
Mstandot Mstandot
er, how do you pronounce Mstandot anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# EMM - STAN - DOTT



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# ah yes
profile
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Emmstan Dot.
The Esteemed Professor Emmstan Dot
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Miss Tandott
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Old Skool!
I miss Rik.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# yeah

but he's out there you know...lurking....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Oh yes..
*Waves*

I know he'll be waving back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
#
mstandot mstandot
gah my rhymes are bad but my typing is not
i used to write songs for duran duran
and i wear a turban
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# it is genius
i feel sure it will win her heart
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# KittyVomit, KittyVomit,
I would like a gin and tonic,
In your serving wench's bonnet,
Amy, where's my fucking drink?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# up my bum!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hold her down lads
ive got this covered.

*adjusts headlight*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# It fucking will be, young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Next week's compo: make a poem for KittyVomit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# YESS!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# We should 'try to do' That???
No ta.

Even if I am hung like one.

...
...
...

A donkey, not a fat Camp looking bloke in a cap!
(Teesside Arab You can't spell Mark hately without HATE, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Is that a handgun?
Or just a gun-shaped horsecock?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# er
1. that's possibly NSFW
2. Is that you?
3. Is it male or female? If its male do they wax? If its female, they look like a bloke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Possibly NSFW?
It is or it isn't, Toast. You gotta decide with certainty on these important matters, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I don't know, stuff that I have to quickly scroll past sometimes goes un-modded
while stuff I wouldn't descibe as anything more than the human body gets hidden very quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Also, I have a feeling that nazi imagery is much more accepted in countries other than Germany and the Netherlands

I tend to hide most of those when I'm at work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I'll beat it once it's dead, thanks.

in other news: nsfw motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I'm a mother fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I know.
My dad wants a word.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# whats wrong with my picture?
hey why this suckass erase my pic?? you haters
(bazka420, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)