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# Happy Monday
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# not forgetting
TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# toats and bacon are one! :D
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# replace toats with this
www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Placemats/

i cannot post this link enough
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Must...have...awesome
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# innit :) a month or two back i made a sammich with one of these, a steak, lettuce, onions and tomatoes
mmmhhmmmm fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Did you promptly have a heart attack?
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# *beats chest* my ticker and waistline can handle anything you throw at them
though the doc said my blood pressure is quite high for a 21 year old
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# You used the bacon placemats in the place of bread?
That's meaty.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# So meaty that you need to say it twice!
/damn and blastedit!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# oh no there was bread as well
otherwise its not a sammich
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Blimey
How did it fit in your tummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# my appetite is prodigous, my dad's still a farm boy at heart so i've been brought up on mass-hoosive meals all my life
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *scowls at Tom's waistline*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *grinds*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *spanks*
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# This is no time for ironmongery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# IT'S ALWAYS TIME FOR IRONMONGERY
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# You really should be a blacksmith.
It would suit you perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# i have soft hands
but yeah, it would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# *surgerizes
*removes metabolism gland
*inserts into self
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Hehe, I've seen the little baskets made like that too.
They look ace.


Howdo, Fopzilla?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# i'm a little bit "whoa", a little bit "waaaay" and little bit "wawawawa"
d'ye ken?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# D'ye ken? What's that?
If it means "how are you?" then I am sort of a little confused and detached, but okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# "do you understand?"
whats confusing you, my little hors d'oeuvre?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Oohhh I see!
Lots of things, innit.
I guess it's partly being scared too... got this thing I really need to do but it's a huge thing for me and I'm finding it really hard to make the first step. Hmmm.


Howcome you're all 'things beginning with w' anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# i'm a little off kilter today really
sunds a bit heavy, if you need anything just msn me, k?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Anything triggered it?
I might try and chat to you about it, seeing as you're lovely and everything, but then do a fail and run away :)

At college at the mo, annoyingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# k well i'll be about later if you want anything, i am lovely after all
i'll tell you about my woes later
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# FOP that reminds me
Watched the episode of supersizers when they go back to regency.

Giles Coren in fopwear. My bloody WORD. *falls over*

Sue looked alright, but not as lush as normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# she wasn't too pretty there was she?
but Giles, my word his clothes were ace. how cool were the Sublime Steak Club?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# YES
I bet they don't allow birds though. Bastards.

Giles is turning into my ideal gentleman. He kind of already was, being beardy and clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Beardy and clever.
Win win win win.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *stubbles and clevers*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Stubbles can be dead sexy, too.
I think...I think I love you?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)
# So what are you so afraid of?
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# It's kind of something really, really 'pathetic' in some peoples' eyes
but hopefully *crosses fingers* it will actually change my life.


That was vague, I apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I never saw that one
but have just googled, and OH WOAH, AWESOME.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# have this.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/page/item/b00c80y9.shtml?src=ip_mp

data1.blog.de/blog/m/mel-dj/img/Giles_Coren.jpg

I. Must. Have. Him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Can. I. Have. A. Go.?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)
# When he's stopped crying and gibbering in the wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Because you're just so good?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Good/frightening
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Bojo?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# what what!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I'm going to have to get some food now
you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Truffle and bacons sandwich, with tea?
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Tea?
There's not enough tea in this place.

I despair!


*despairs*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I have a nice cup of EARL GRAY MOTHERFUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I've just sent* a salesman into the kitchen to brew me a fresh cup
*He may have been on his way to make himself one already.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# mmm earl grey


(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)