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[challenge entry] You'll have someone's eye out with that if you're not careful.

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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Ha ha
Very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# haroldus rex interfectus est
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I don't speak foreign.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Lügner!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I don't speak it very well...
I was asked to take part in a video skit for the performance part of the psychology ball tomorrow... upon hearing how I speak german, I have painfully realised how ad-hoc and shit it is... apparently it can be endearing however, which is nice.

Wie geht's dir, du Appendixlos Sexbombe?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# haha
I for one would love to hear your dulcet German tones :)

Doing ok ta, just finished my 25k celebration pic so just have to wait 500ish posts... O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# flaccid, semi, or erect?
and I shall treat you to my dulcet tones if/when I make it to a bash, we can bitch about people without them having a clue what's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# ooh, flaccid on this occasion
Yes, let's do that - that always amuses me greatly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# harolds eye infected is?
perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Bloody brill
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# arf!
images a friend did on the battle of hastings
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# ha,
i love hastings.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# so what does "hasting" involve?
*gets hard*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Shooting in the eye?
Perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# hahaha
I wish i'd though of that, it would have made my pandering so much sexier.

haha, if it hasn't be discovered yet, you may have founded a term for spunking in the eye. That pleases me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I'm sure there will be one,
is Micto about, he'll know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# if there already is another
I would hope that "hasting" a lady is a Stan-original and I shall be referring to it whenever it occurs in everyday life.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I am still waiting for "ris" in real life.
Then I can start world domination*



*Being slighlty famous
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# well, i like 'hastings'
but there is always the more convoluted 'angry pirate'
(big fat cocks, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I knew you'd know,
you sick perverted freak.

and I'm not even gonna put a winking smiley.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Wasn't an awful result
Considering all the injuries that had been picked up in the tough previous fixture up at Stamford Bridge
(ormondroyd, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)