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[challenge entry] Quite simply, We're fucked.

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(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# nooooooo
*diets


(edit: also click because this is fucking great and fp praise worthy)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
Now you've blown it.

Everyone knows the magic donkey never comes to a thread once FP has been mentioned :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# edited!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# :(
It may already be too late...
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *chucks donkey a carrot
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Nonononono
You need a magic carrot to attract the magic donkey.

A sexy magic carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *sexes carrot
Abracadabra

*tosses to donkey
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Tsk
Donkey Does Newsletter!

[edit: how rude! I like your pic have a woo!]

(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I think that is mainly propoganda and lies.
I am a firm believer in the Magic Donkey FP Theory.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hallowed be his bray
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# :D
Magic Donkey, who art on B3ta,
hallowed be thy bray.
Thy Mods come,
thy newsletter be done,
on /board as it is in /talk
Give us this day our daily board stats.
And forgive us our trollings,
as we forgive those who troll against us.
And lead us not into 4chan,
but deliver us from the gay shift.
For thine is the fp, the modpowers and the glory. for ever and ever. EEH-OORRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *wild and holy applause
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# this is rather splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# :O(
*puts down the chocolate digestive*
*picks up a leaf*

Woo. I suppose. :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I suppose that in an infinate universe
THIS IS COULD BE ACTUALLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

Think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# *glees*
{^_^}
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# in an infinite universe
you may have actually been born a lemon
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite
Would you like a cheese and ham breville?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# uh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Righto
won't be a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# We were.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Quick count them before they become infinite
still if there are gravitational waves does that mean space surfing is on?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I cannot think of anything more awesome than space surfing.
Except maybe ninjas.

On fire.

With tits.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Thought I should break up the procession of
**AMY FATHOUSE LOLOLOLOL** pics.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# She's fat now?
ooer
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# no, we just wish she was
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# More cushin' for the pushin'
or something equally as despicably cheesy.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# more mound to pound
more lagging for the shagging
etcetcetc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# No, still skeletal
but there seemed to be a lot of shopped fatty pics of her already for the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Buahahaha
I'm taking you all with me!
*Eats more chocolate!
(Virulent, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# *positions tripping rock*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# heheh "...critters burn gooooood!"
with all these fat compo entries, I'm feeling REALLY hungry
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# And with that im off for some cereal.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# hahahaha
thats so fucking WIN!!!

NING all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# GNING!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# haha ace :)
though in the second frame it looks like a giant boulder with an enourmous cock is rolling down that hill
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# This
too much b3ta for me. I thought a paving stone assembly looked like a cock the other day :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I know how you feel
the other day I got a slice of birthday cake at the office. I couldn't help noticing the whipped cream was cockshaped. Talking about awkward silences
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# It is.
The second frame is part of my boulder rape series. I put it in for a laugh to see if anyone would notice.

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha
boulder rape series..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)