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[challenge entry] At least our cricket team would do a bit better

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Until they outlaw Gut Before Wicket

From the Fat Britain challenge. See all 260 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# actually the fatest nation on earth is...
the current holder of the ashes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006-07_Ashes_series

aussie challenge anyone?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# The trophy containing Jane Asher's cremated minge
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# As long as we don't have to play anything
as mind numbingly boring as fucking cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# golf?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Not as boring as cricket, IMO
how's life trating you Nibes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I'm good, mostly
other than a vague sense of frustration and dissatisfaction caused by nothing in particular

I do have mini cheddars though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Phwoar, lucky you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# fucking cricket is the dullest sex game ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# just cause england can't win
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Not really
more because it's grown men running around with picket fences strapped to their shins and running back and forth a lot.

The one exciting bit is when they chuck the ball, and only then because it might hit someone in the knackers or the face. But it never cocking well does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I find it pleasantly enjoyable
... but in terms of hardcore excitement, it is lacking a little. Not that that's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I prefer rugby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# of course
anyone of even the most limited sensibleness knows Rugby is the preferred sport of the great and good. It's right up there with orgies.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Are we still talking about fucking cricket here or regular cricket?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# there was footage years ago of some bloke getting
"treatment" to some bollocks that had been touched up by dennis lillie...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# YEARS AGO
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# no, it's because it's shite
and if england could win it would be "oh look, england can win at something shite"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Lard Before Wicket
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Still won't win
if we get no runs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# We'd get all our runs from no balls
as the bowlers get frustrated at the behemoth batsmen.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Fair enough
*believes you as she doesn't know a hell of a lot about cricket*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hooray!
And as a victory celebration have this pearoast from last night

please vote for it - www.b3ta.com/board/8522931
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Done!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I bet shitting a cricket ball is an interesting experience
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
#
trust me, its not
(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)