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# a boning knife?
it's nice to use specific tools
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# you ought to specify their size or weight too
for authenticity, like
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# big and fat.
you shouldn't get too technical, i'm female, remember
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# "...what colour was the car that hit you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# white
the bus that hit me was red, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# red before it hit you or after?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# before
i nearly killed the bitch who pushed me in front of it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hoorah!
yes! that's exactly what he'd need.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# indeed.
a boning knife and a big fucking hammer.
for fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# fuckhammers?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Yes.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# "gimme your money or i'll do stabbing"
this makes me glee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# RIS?
ow! my fucking eyes!! They are bleeding!!! got a bigger version?
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# yeah, i did have
but it's fucked off somewhere and flickr's mangled this one and made it all small. bah. :/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# FUCKHAMMERS!
I too will never do stabbing



....again.
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# i can't see
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)