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# .
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# haha
nice pun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Like it
Well done.
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# haha
Wellcome new person, pull up a chair!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# That means a lot to me.


No. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I'm in a fluffe mood today
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# haha
this is silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
well done!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# oh dear. oh very deary me.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Haha!
I laugh-ed like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# how unfourTUNAte
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# at least its not a TOPE
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# oi you get trOUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# There's
no PLAICE for that sort of behaviour...
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I can't believe I'm herring this!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# why you little SCAMPi
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# i'm finding this so funny i've got a massive BREAMing smile on my face.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Oh
For cod's sake stop the puns
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Maybe you should just FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Don't
Carp on at me
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I would but FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Piiiiiiiinapple :)
I really like your holiday pikshur.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# You can't stop me
I'm turbot charged!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# don't tell him Pike
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# you're beyong repROACH

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Pollacks
He's no angel
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# no need to SNAPper
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# calm down darLING

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Stop being such an A-HOLEhole
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# salmon, salmon, snapper,
squirrelfish, lionfish, hake.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# big fish, little fish, cardboard box
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# she was only a fishmongers daughter
but she knew how to lie on a slab and say Fillet
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# i'm glad, normally you're a bit crabby
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# prawn praw prawn prawn
KELP
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# orly
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# no - not any more
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I
fEEL there are too many puns
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# *wheels out the stone-aged fish-pun post*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# haha
I like this. I feel its a good ending to a good pun exchange.
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnd cue rimshot......
Very good, welcome aboard you will fit right in. (in that strange shaped slot over there I think)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# ha ha ha very good!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# pfffft
hahah
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Pfffft
Woo!

Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# welcome new person
well done - you have passed the first test. Now you must bring me the teeth of the hydra.

GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# HAZAN CABAL!
Consistency of a Sparrow Hawk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Here you g...

Oh, sorry. Misunderstood.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# pfff
pull up a sock, shop a blessed, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# or...
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
The office is very quiet today and I just erupted into raucous laughter!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# \o/
finally I understand what 'clammy hands' is a euphemism for.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# THAT'S RUDE.
*mary whitehouses*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I always assumed she'd be really
experienced
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# If watching sex and violence on TV has the effect on people she claimed
then she must have been fucking dirty!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# that's the logic I followed
"... cor this is fooking filth; I most stop other people from watching it, after I flick miself off"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Office Guffaw
not a nice mental image tho, I just hope no one shops a pic of mary flickin herself off.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# yeah
let's tempt fate by suggesting thing's b3tans shouldn't do...

you're messing with powers beyond the comprehension of mortal men... unless you're using reverse psychology (then you're messing with powers beyond the comprehension of me).
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Damn
You sussed me
But no one is sick enough to shop a pic of Mary whitehouse flicking her bean.
Are they?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8528567
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# a boning knife?
it's nice to use specific tools
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# you ought to specify their size or weight too
for authenticity, like
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# big and fat.
you shouldn't get too technical, i'm female, remember
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# "...what colour was the car that hit you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# white
the bus that hit me was red, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# red before it hit you or after?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# before
i nearly killed the bitch who pushed me in front of it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hoorah!
yes! that's exactly what he'd need.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# indeed.
a boning knife and a big fucking hammer.
for fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# fuckhammers?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Yes.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# "gimme your money or i'll do stabbing"
this makes me glee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# RIS?
ow! my fucking eyes!! They are bleeding!!! got a bigger version?
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# yeah, i did have
but it's fucked off somewhere and flickr's mangled this one and made it all small. bah. :/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# FUCKHAMMERS!
I too will never do stabbing



....again.
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# i can't see
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Hahaah
Fucking hell!

God it's slow, News letter subject line yet?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# don't think so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# oaww :(
'Lo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# 'lo to you :D
i'm waiting for the newsletter, too. i might clean up once i'v read it.
then again, i might play twilight princess and fuck the dishes off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# who wouldn't
done that toddler in and airplane animation yet?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)