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# yes thats me and thats how I walk
except when I walk slower or faster

But I am walking down a slope there, if that counts for anything
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *head in hands*
You fascinating man. Do tell me more.

How do men walk without squishing their giblets all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)
# like John Wayne.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah but you don't do that all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Maybe that just means that everyone has smaller balls than John Wayne.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Well our 'giblets' are in front of our legs rather than between.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Genitals, then.
Dibblies. Danglies. Precious jewels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Ghoulies.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# BIGG JOHN WAYNE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# its all to do with the swing of the nutsack I guess
As one leg goes forward so they swing out the way.

If you had a small, tight scrotum you would walk with a certain amount of discomfort
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# If she had a small tight scrotum, I'd recommend she saw a doctor
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# depends whos it was
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# After you fondled it, naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I'd be busy changing into my 'I'm a doctor, honest' outfit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I think I'd let you fondle my scrotum anyway.
Even without the doctoriness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
# So just the nurse's outfit then?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# With or without the gloves?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# withwithwithwith
mask as well please. LOVE a good mask.

Actually, wrap your head in bandages, drag this pipe and sort of....shake about a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# O_o
Ok....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm
feverdreamband.com/h1Galleries/img/Silent_Hill_Nurses_by_allison_rose%20copy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Mmmmm, veiny....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# It's going to be one of my halloween costumes
and the wife shall be dressed as the red pyramid. Who, for a video game character, is well fit.

MASK!

i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/mrbee_137/pyramidhead.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Masks always good
One of the reasons I love grey's anatomy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I'm a sucker
for a mask. Delicious.

Right- I'm outta here! N'night, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
# N'night red
*inappropriates*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
# It flummoxes me.
Knowing my clumsiness, I'd probably sit on my nads all the time as well. So well done boys, for being good at having testicles. *small round of applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
# how do you walk without sticky gusts of air flowing in and out of you?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# We don't....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Well...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breath
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
# i was trying to be discrete
but how do the ladies walk without great big wet fanny farts rippling though their gussets?

;D
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8529274
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# BECAUSE
When we're in resting positions, or normal ones anyway, our vaginas are all snuggled up and closed. Also our inner labia will be as well. Usually the only time that the vagina really opens up to allow air to get inside is when a lady is on all fours with her bottom stuck in the air, and then it sort of...opens it all up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Well, there's one other time
But there's usually someone trying to get out at the time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Oh aye, there is that.
But then never mind the fanny farts, you've just pooed yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
# You must keep count of how many poos you do during the event
a mate managed THREE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Hahahaha, the things you find out!
I read one story in a magazine where the woman said she'd kept telling the midwife she was about to, and the midwife told her she wasn't, she should concentrate on the baby. Hubby told her afterwards she'd managed five, hence why the nurses kept changing the sheets....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Bless, I hope I do 17, all in a row like sausages.
Free pressured colonic!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Play doh pasta factory!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Hahahah, maaaaarvellous.
eat some actual playdoh, see if we can't get it to be the same colour when it comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I shall start on a diet of blackberries
Well if it works for the birds that shit on my car....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I love you.
I hope you know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)