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# #44 God is sending me messages through my breakfast
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahah
have a click
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# thank you kindly
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# zomg hai person from earlier rofl
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# OH HAI!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# splendid
how many times to i have to ask? do happy ones.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# thank you :) does this count as happy?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
much more like it and i'm ashamed to say i missed it first time round. more of these
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# its ok not everyone is on here 24 hours a day :)
there are a few cheerful ones about of late, i think, they're all here if you're interested :)
tomobedlampof.wordpress.com/
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# bookmarked
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# thats a great compliment, thank you
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I thought that said
'Tom O'Bedlamp of'
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Fucking sentient bedlamp.
Keeping me up with his inane bollocks.

JUST TURN ON AND OFF YOU CUNT!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# i'd make an awesome bedside lamp :)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I'm sure.
Hahahah.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Hahaha nice :)

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I wish mine told me to do stuffs.
:D
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# you don't, this morning a croissant told me to kick a cat
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I want that tablecloth.
*click*
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# that shouldn't be too hard to find
how do?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I will put it on my Christmas list!
Feeling really quite pants and have just done something STUPID that's made it worse. Arrrgh ¬¬

How're you?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# tired, tired, tired, tired , tired.
*hugs* chin up things are never so bad :)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Been working?
How's it going, by the way?

*tries to lift chin*
Nope, my head appears to be determined to stay flopped forwards.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# that happened to me once
except it said 'eat them all'

so i did.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# it was actually half a punchline
the other half must have been in the can before

"why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

because the parrots..."
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# this made myself
and Mrs Boris laugh.

cleeeek.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# two for the price of one laughs, i'm greatly pleased
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha :D
DO IT.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
So fucking true
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)