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# and the universe is better for your presence
:)

hello, I have seen 2 amusing things today
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# 2?
what were they?

also, hello ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# thing one
at newcastle station, while I was speighting I was amused by a chap who had done some kind of naughty ticket action and there were two police officers and some ticket dude, I wasn't dropping eaves that hard but I think the gist of it was he was making illegal use of a military rail warrant, I think they made him pay up because I nipped to the shop while they were interrogating him, publicly, on the platform and came back he was gone, but they were still there. :D

thing two

the other was back in my hometown waiting for the bus and this girl was on the phone to her I presume boyfriend and she slowly reduced herself to tears and was very angry with him because he was laughing at her increasing insanity, her hair "wasn't straight" it was perfectly straight... and "my ginger roots are showing" big deal.. OMG IT IS A BIG DEAL WAAA CRY then she says she's going to get her dad to beat him up and this also made the boyfriend laugh aswell I presume because then she was saying that "he's not short! he's not 3ft tall" and descended into a dribbling mess.

then she got on the bus I wanted, yay more amusement

and halfway back phoned him again "I'm on the bus going home" and then she blubbed some more, I can only presume that this chap was completely headfucked by this point.

Craig (for that is his name, yet I do not know him) if by some magical twist of fate you reading this, that chic's nuts :D

and then she got off the bus blubbing

Either she's got a bad case of monthly action or she's an extremely high maintenance child I have no idea.

my guess, both :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# awesome!
well told, infact...*click*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# at first I thought she was taking the piss because she couldn't be arsed to go see him
but I then she started losing it completely

ahh, the self inflicted suffering of others :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I love the self inflicted suffering of others
it so ammusing!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# silly bitch
my hair is a mess, it's not brown enough to be brown and not blonde enough to be blonde, but i don't give a fuck! i hope she tells her dad and he slaps her for being such a silly cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# she looked fine, she was a full on muppet though
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I wonder if i can do the same
MY HAIR ISN'T STRAIGHT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AND I'M GOING GREY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

So does anyone feel sorry for me? not bloody likely. Women this immature give me the shits.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I'm pretty sure she was a kid, tho she was smeared in face lard so hard to tell, but wtf
I doubt she'll grow out of that somehow
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# it's sad that these people exist and get laid
how long before she's up the clagger do you reckon?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# within about 30 minutes of finding a chav skilled in the art of pretending to care
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# oh god one of THEM!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# they are fucking everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# this is what happens
when the dim bints model themselves on self-obsessed, neurotic celebrity bitches.
serves them right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# ahaha, fucking indeed
always good

there's a qotw story of a b3tan putting naomi campbell in her place :D

I hope its real, it was nice to read
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# i read that one
if it was true, i'd expect her to have been struck by the slap-happy weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# she'll just fuck with the wrong person one day
someone who will fight back, harder than she can and can piss away the legal expense and ruin her pretty little ego face

ahh happy times

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# it's thoughts like these
that sustain me through the dark times
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# look in your pants and make it 2.5
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Ohhh! Sharp!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# look in your pants aswell and I'll make it 2.50000001
lol, floating point number error
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# pfft is that THE best comeback you have?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# *loads up m-60*
funnily enough, no :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# *snipes with awp*
BOOM!!

HEADSHOT!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# pointing a mouse ain't quite as good as the real thing, man
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I don't actually do either
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hehe, "no barrier to commerce"
tho I think it's difficult to obtain nuclear devices still

a pity, it would be a fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# have you ever fired a real gun?
i shot my mate in the leg once, she was not pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# fuck no, I leave that to the nutters
plus I can't afford ammunition, that shits expensive, plus I'd probably have to pay for range time as apparently you can't just sit in a field and offload several thousand rounds

some folk are just so twitchy!

tho if I get pissed off and find a few £k lying about I might have a go of a few things, it's all doable legally, just expensive when it's for fun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# my brother had a few air rifles
he would peg stuff to the washing line and try to shoot it off. it pissed him off greatly that i'm a much better shot than him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
#
www.flickr.com/photos/zootcadillac/sets/919487/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# nice winchester!
the glock isn't bad, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# 0_0
good one! with something other than an air-rifle?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# unfortunately, no.
it was a sodding webley.
the way she was crying, you'd have thought i'd hit her with a damn minigun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# well you know having .38 or .455 in diameter lead slug driven into your arse
at more than the speed of sound is gunna hurt a bit. Jesus a fish hook in the rear is bad enough.

How, precisely did all this happen?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# we were in my mum's kitchen with my brother's rifle
she said i didn't have the balls to shoot someone, so i shot her. it was only a pellet, i knew it wasn't going to do her any real damage.
shut her up, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# you play css?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# no, not really.
played a bit of one of the counterstrikes (CZ) offline cause I'm too tightarsed to buy a license and it got uninstalled when I rebuilt that box...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# what about asp.net ?
good gaaaaime good gaaaaime

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)