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# RPS as it's quiet. How to know when you've had an O'Bedlam infestation in your khazi...

EDIT: For those not in the know, I have a toilet blackboard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# How often do you clean it?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# a little less than the toilet
and a bit more than his car ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Which is worrying as I don't drive!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Good.They don't make cars
for genetic freaks. A good looking car should not be spoiled by a glass bubble in the roof so giants can see where they are going. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# taking the lady to the airport this morning we saw about 30 odd 1960s mustangs driving in convoy
wow......
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# oh wow.
That's my other purchase to aspire to before I die. I want a 1965 ( my birth year ) big block Mustang soft top. I've seen a couple but they were dogs and I don't want the pain of restoration.

They were going to the national Mustang car rally at Capel Manor House at Enfield.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# that would be about the right area yeah
damn i wish i could have had a wander round there. The only car i really want, hell, would even consider trying to get a license for, is a '69 mustang. that for me is the peak of sculpture and design. they just got everything right when they made it, looks wise. i know shit all about cars so it might drive like shit but they're so pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Do they do that everytime you take her to the airport?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# TOILET SCIBBLES
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Wotcha stranger.
how're you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Oo wow! I want a toilet blackboard!
I knew someone who just had marker pens in there, and thus writing and drawings all over the walls.
That was a great place to poo.

[Edit] I mean it was a great room in which to poo in a toilet, no that it was great to poo on the walls.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Very easy.
You just need some wood and some black board paint, which costs about three quid for a small tin.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# haha there's no exterminator firm in the world that deals with an O'Bedlam infestation
most people have to resort to nuking the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

i think blackboards in toilets are a great idea. i'd love a house with a while room lined with slate and covered in chalk drawings
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I find smelly socks works
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# There is a wipe-clean board on my fridge at uni.
One day I woke up to find that someone had written

'Dear Mike,
Please stop eating my ham.
It is my ham that I bought with my own money.
You should buy your own ham in future.'

At first I thought it was funny but then it made me feel bad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# the best note on our fridge last year read
"PLEASE STOP EATING MY CORNED BEEF, IT KEEPS DISAPPEARING AND I'M NOT EATING IT"

what made it stranger was that no one knows who wrote it or remembers writing it. Or indeed ever buying corned beed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I too have a toilet blackboard.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)