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# Got a headache? Try Fednad
(eyes, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Like all brits
come july, I turn into a tennis expert for 2 weeks. That Nadal fella is the best player ive ever seen. He looks like carlos tevez which gives him extra woo points.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)
# tennis is one of the world's worst sports
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)
# nah, cricket is the most boring sport on the planet
and people only watch tennis because theres no footie on.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)
# crickets ace
its just a vehicle for pimms :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)
# cricket also blows
golf is the worst tho
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)
# golf is crap to watch
but great fun to play.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)
# lies
think about the opportunities presented by golf greens: driving those cars about, frollicking with womens, smoking spliffs in sand-traps, picnics.

TBH having golf clubs will just make it easier to spot wankers when the revolution comes. Tartan shorted fucknuts.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:08, archived)
# The Revolution will not make you ten pounds lighter
The Revolution will not be televised
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)
# LOLz
You need to go bruntwood park in cheadle, its not the most professional of courses but absoloutely everyone playing there is smoking joints.

Its ace.

EDIT: *Remebers the time that he was playing a round and misjudged his swing horrendously* The driver plowed into the ground, snapped in half and the bottom half went flying into the air. I turned around to see my mates flee in all directions coz nobody knew where the rogue part of my club was gonna come down.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)
# I hate cricket almost as much as I hate this nation's other love,
Doctor Who.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)
# here here
Dr Who is an embarrasment.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:14, archived)
# You are as close to perfectly wrong as anyone has ever bee
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(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
# All sports suck
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)
# that should be a
compo post. The number of people on the internet is directly proportional to the number of people who bizarrely are anti-sport, hence the abhorrent number of fat people you see these days.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)
# You don't need to play sports to be fit o_o
You just need to not be a lazy cunt and get off your arse now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)
# here here.
there is no excuse for it i say.



*lift up belly to check if penis is still there*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Tennis wears me out just watching it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:04, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Ahh...
So someone else saw the same BBC report with those photos...
Scares the hell out of me, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)