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[challenge entry] Wrong trousers



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(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# is that a penis in his hand?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# nope
he's just pleased to see you.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Is that my penis in your hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# is that my hand on your penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Crowded here, isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# is this the lingerie section?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# It's Ireland's biggest lingerie section, I understand
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Is that my hand in your penis?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# is that my gland in your pianist?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# is that pianist on your gland

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# This would make a fantastic frame for some arts.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AAARRRGH!!
HAHAHAH FUCK!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Haha!
didn't see that coming.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# bratwurst
pat pat
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# At first I thought this was some kind of poem.
Perhaps I still do.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# bratwurst pat pat
me and my friend matt
went to the shop
blah blah (insert excellent rhyme here)
and then they all had bourbons. yay
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# hold on i fucked it up
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:44, archived)
# *applause*
The line "hold on i fucked it up" really gets to me inside.

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# ode to sausage
bratwurst pat pat
frankfurter slap slap
saveloy
...
hold on i fucked it up
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# top work
*cheers*
*weeps*
*wanks*
*weeps again*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# This is that saveloy Marwood offered to Danny
free of charge
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# have either of you got shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Don't go there this late

"Are you the farmer?

Of course he's the fucking farmer"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:48, archived)
# my favourite line has to be
"i fuck arses... who fucks arses? maybe he fucks arses!"
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Perhaps he wrote this
in some moment of drunken sincerity

..We are in considerable danger

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I must say,
that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to your highly evasive skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fuck off you, you always seem around when i've got to be responsible and go to bed

Meeting my kid brother tomorrow at work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Sorry I had to rush out to meet policemen and firemen.
which is ironic considering tonight's conversation.
Some chap decided to park a van at the end of my drive then recreate towering inferno. A small distraction but fun.

Enjoy your brother. I have work in the morning too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# woo
in other news pedantry can alienate your friends linky cos its too big for the board but any smaller and you can't read it
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# NO BEIN HORRINBLE.
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Thats tops!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Hahahahahah rofl
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)