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# depends on what sort of knife
If it's a carving knife then certainly not as the name suggests it's only good for carving...

But if you're carrying a stabby knife you could be in trouble
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# My Grandad used to carry a penknife
and he never stabbed anyone to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# he just used it to whittle the barbed stake he put through those disabled kids' heads
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# well he could only attack pens with it
he should have bought a stabby knife!
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Its a tooth brush with a razor in it.
Momento from strangeways. I did 3 screws with that

*reminises*

Seriously though, its a swiss army knife and it comes in handy at least 3 times a day.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# You can hand them in on the seaside now.
It's the 'Shore Shank Redemption'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# GOL
Groans out loud
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Thanks, I'm here all week
try the veal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)