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# I wonder if Labour need some help getting the message
across to kids in the inner city?

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# lol
dont waste food... eat when you get home and you know your not going to die... dont eat before you go out, you might get stabbed and the food in your belly will be wasted
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ha
I can just imagine some poor kid on the street with his guts out

"Nooo...not my precious food...nooo"

actually, that's a bit harsh, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# stabbings a bit harsh
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# KNIFE CRIME IS ON THE INCREASE
WHAT ARE WE TO DO; WHO CAN WE BLAME? SHIRLEY IT'S NOT OUR FAULT...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# SOMEONE DO SOMETHING
BAN SICK APATHY NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# QUICK WE NEED ACTION
IMPOSE SANCTIONS ON TEENAGERS; APPLY EXPORT RESTRICTIONS TO BASEBALL CAPS...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# LOLs
Breaking News: A cargo ship full of bench hoodies has been stopped at portsmouth. HM Customs officials will make a statement shortly
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# export?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# better to use a knife on a kid than a steak
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I carry a knife and Ive not stabbed anyone.
Will i go to prison if i get caught with it?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# you can get knives in Tesco now
cheap food, cheap knives...whats this country coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# depends on what sort of knife
If it's a carving knife then certainly not as the name suggests it's only good for carving...

But if you're carrying a stabby knife you could be in trouble
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# My Grandad used to carry a penknife
and he never stabbed anyone to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# he just used it to whittle the barbed stake he put through those disabled kids' heads
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# well he could only attack pens with it
he should have bought a stabby knife!
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Its a tooth brush with a razor in it.
Momento from strangeways. I did 3 screws with that

*reminises*

Seriously though, its a swiss army knife and it comes in handy at least 3 times a day.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# You can hand them in on the seaside now.
It's the 'Shore Shank Redemption'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# GOL
Groans out loud
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Thanks, I'm here all week
try the veal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# how big is the knife
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# that's not a knife
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# sorry - yeah
that's my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# not entirely sure that matters now
i think it's about lawful reason or something, stanley knives only have a wee cutty blade
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# You could do more damage with a stanley
than you could with my swiss army.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# then get it sharpened
you'll hurt yourself with a blunt one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Stanley Knives is innocent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# when has common sense ever had anything to do with reactionary laws?
I can't take 110 ml of water onto a plane, but I can take 3 litres of duty free whisky because, clearly, it is impossible to weaponise large amounts of very flammable liquid OR a glass bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha
whisky's ok, cos Muslims don't drink


/logic blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# BINGO!
oh they don't gamble either do they?

/banned from doing a Grand national sweepstake at work in case I offended non-gambling people blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD
or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# You obviously dont visit the bookies very often
the cashiers are bi-lingual in there.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I bet they do
This lottery jackpot was won by a Muslim chap from Blackburn.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Agreed
Woo for potty legislation.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Lady S' brother gave me a knife for christmas
It's a very dangerous looking flick knife.

Cos he lives in the sticks os Suffolk, he thinks its perfectly fine to carry a knife.

I told him I would not be able to do the same thing on the mean streets of Londinium without being arrested

EDIT: This is the puppy



On their website its in the 'Everyday Carry' section. God bless America
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I knew loads of kids with knives when I was young...
I had a Black Widow instead - which I thought was the win.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# i would personally like to see lots more stop and search going on
not dressed up under some bollocks anti terror law either, just the old bill making a nuisance of themselves a bit more. found a penknife a local chav had left not very well hidden a couple of weeks back, blade taped open homemade cardboard sheaf, i took it with me and old bill were informed, even got his picture.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Good on you
i agree with everything you said there.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# only if you elect David Cameron
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)