
Just like in my dreams.
Feck I didn't know ostriches emigrated.
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Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:33,
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Feck I didn't know ostriches emigrated.

*obtains banjo*
*twangs*
\begin{sing}
oh let me tell you of an interview,
with an old man emuuuuuuuuuu!
he's got a beak and feathers and things,
but the poor old fella aint got no wings!
\end{sing}
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Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:35,
archived)
*twangs*
\begin{sing}
oh let me tell you of an interview,
with an old man emuuuuuuuuuu!
he's got a beak and feathers and things,
but the poor old fella aint got no wings!
\end{sing}

An emu.
Easy mistake to make. They seem to use the same mascara.
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Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:37,
archived)
Easy mistake to make. They seem to use the same mascara.

an emu stole my lunch when I was little. So I hate them.
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Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:39,
archived)

[sing]I'm leaning on a lamp post/ at the corner of the street/ In case a certain little lady comes by/ oh me/ oh my/ In case a certain little lady comes by [/sing]
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Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:38,
archived)

I'm disappointed I don't have a banjo, but it's hard to sing while playing a didgeridoo
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Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:40,
archived)

What's this G Day all about? Shirley it should be VG Day...?
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Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:42,
archived)