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# i've made a sticker (stinker) for public toilets.


People who do that, fucking make me sick
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# At my work
they just leave em lying round on the floor

We also need a sign reminding people to flush
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Flush?

You can flush toilets!

* How do you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I've never experienced it
... is it not possible they they are tourists from those backwards places where the sewage system is not advanced enough to handle wet paper and so poo paper must be put into a bin?

Anyway - I hope your campaign goes well.

Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I remember this huge jobbie stuck to the back of a public dunny
the fucker must have been 12in long and 5 inches wide. it was a sort of splat shape.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# it could have been a dildo that got stuck up there arse
and it just happened to come out at that moment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# people usually like dildos to be hard, not custard consistency
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# speak for yourself
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# toilet paper with fecal matter stuck to the wall over a bin
how do the stick the toilet paper to the wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# apply minimal pressure
the adhesive qualities of poo vary on the amount of roughage in the diet, fact.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Bad aim?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)