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# aaaaaaa right so if I pretended to be a gayer
I'd get all the pussy I want! Score.

that's too fucking shallow even for me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# TRUE FACT
if you tell women you think you might be gay they will let you sex them to test if you are or not!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I'd like to think I have some sort of a personality
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# you'll come around to my way of thinking in the end
everyone does...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# A friend of mine used to tell girls that he was confused about his sexuality
he is possibly the most successfully heterosexual man I know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I know a bunch of lying scheming slimy arseholes as well
they all get laid.

I'm just an scheming arsehole and I get nothing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# You have to ask yourself if having a slimy arsehole is a price you're willing to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# it certainly adds proof to the might be gay
story!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# well there are two ways of doing it
either be open and genuinely honest about yourself and trust in your strength of character and personality to attract your soulmate. or... you can use every devious trick in the book in order to wrestle girls into bed.

i've tried both, the second one gets plenty of girls who you will form no emotional attachment to and you will eventually come to realise all you are doing is masturbating in a glorified way. the first gives you a shot at genuinely being happy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# i used to use a similar tactic in my teenage years
i discovered if you act like you're not really interested in girls the more they want to do things to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)