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# It must be star wars day again...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# pfffft
he said 'wank'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# :D
and nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# WOO YAY
... I have a theory about him;

he's not gay. He pretends to be gay, but he has a thing for women with low self esteem and he has his television show and pretends to be gay so he can grope and paw at them and rub him self up against them with impunity.

That is my theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# who is it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# british tv presenter on fashion shows
did 'How to look good naked' were he takes a frumpy old house frau and makes her get her tits out in the name of personal growth.

Fucking bollocks really.

He's famed for groping and stuff which he gets away with on account of his cock addiction.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# aaaaaaa right so if I pretended to be a gayer
I'd get all the pussy I want! Score.

that's too fucking shallow even for me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# TRUE FACT
if you tell women you think you might be gay they will let you sex them to test if you are or not!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I'd like to think I have some sort of a personality
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# you'll come around to my way of thinking in the end
everyone does...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# A friend of mine used to tell girls that he was confused about his sexuality
he is possibly the most successfully heterosexual man I know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I know a bunch of lying scheming slimy arseholes as well
they all get laid.

I'm just an scheming arsehole and I get nothing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# You have to ask yourself if having a slimy arsehole is a price you're willing to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# it certainly adds proof to the might be gay
story!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# well there are two ways of doing it
either be open and genuinely honest about yourself and trust in your strength of character and personality to attract your soulmate. or... you can use every devious trick in the book in order to wrestle girls into bed.

i've tried both, the second one gets plenty of girls who you will form no emotional attachment to and you will eventually come to realise all you are doing is masturbating in a glorified way. the first gives you a shot at genuinely being happy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# i used to use a similar tactic in my teenage years
i discovered if you act like you're not really interested in girls the more they want to do things to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# mine too
wanna start a website?

Gok Wan is a hetrosexual quim predator
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# dot com or dot co dot you kay?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# we'd certainly make a few quid off ads
if it got on channel 4 some how
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# ... yeah
we would...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I'll write the copy, you fire up the hosting
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# That's a brilliant idea
why didn't i think of that. All that gropage
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# hey..it's a living :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Gok Wan Kenobi?
Have a *click* Barb you saucepot you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Ooh ta!
That's all me hummus used up for the day... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# *spong*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)