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# Hahahah, very woo!
that was a fatality in the watford area that delayed all teh trains. Oddly, my first thought was 'How fucking inconciderate' rather than 'oh thats really sad'.

I blame b3ta for my increasingly flippant attitude
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Meh.
I get fucked off with the people who commit suicide during evening rush hour rather than having the decency to do it in the morning at least!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# well knowing what it's like at rush hour, I think that is what pushes them over the edge, mentally.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Well they should fucking well hold it together till the next morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# It's not as bad as killing yourself by jumping in front of a car.
That must fuck up the poor bastard who's driving.
Trouble is, there's not many ways to punish people who commit suicide inconsiderately.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Yeah, I know what you mean.
I've never understood the purpose of making suicide illegal?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Maybe it's to encourage efficiency.
If you fail to kill yourself, you know you'll be in the shit.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# But if you fail, you haven't
commited suicide. Therefore youc an't be done. Surely it is not against the law to hurt yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# a lot suicide cases the person isnt really trying to kill themselves, its an outcry for help.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Is it not less painful just to shout
HELP!

I am being facetious by the way....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Less dramatic and exciting though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# True, True
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Nah, no one bothers if you shout help. You have to shout "FIRE!" apparently
I get all my facts out of movies, so it has to be true
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# *remembers*
*sings*

"FIre, I need somebody,
Fire, Not just anybody...."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# well its like attempted murder innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# attempted suicide was illegal in australia up until the mid eighties
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Use their escaping souls to power despicable machines so they become trapped forever in horrific metal.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# You should be a judge.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Provided I replace 'their escaping soul' with 'illegal immigrants'.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# but what if they are able to take over one of these fear engines?
what then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Then we set the other fear machines on it,
to remove the impurity.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# i'm envisaging these fear engines as lashed together from black iron and wood with tar covered ropes
damn i want to see them fight...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I bet they use the 'girly slapping while trying to avoid the other's slaps' technique.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# then you have a trilogy of novels
with potential movie deal
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# The Little Fear Engine Who Said No
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# The Very Hungry Fear Engine
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# fuck yeah... I can understand its really bad for train drivers, but atleast they know there is NO chance of slowing down
and that there is no way of getting out of the way... Car drivers however.. I have no idea how anyone could cope with that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I was on a train which was delayed by two seperate suicdes
4am in the morning hyped out of my skull on red cordial (yep I was stone cold sober worse luck) and trying to get home.

I can't say I was sympathetic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
At least you have trains at 4 in the morning you fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# ? it's worse where you are?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I live in fucking London!
One of the busiest cities in the world and our trains stop at fucking Midnightish! What a fucking joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# you get busses tho
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Oh yeah!
Fucking cracking! I can stay out past midnight and get the N21 home! My favourite bit is when it goes down the Old Kent Road and through New Cross! :(

Thank fuck I'm not a french student!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# *confused
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ^this with fucking bells on
shitty train service, AND LOOK AT THE PRICE OF IT TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# It is a fucking abomination!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I DON'T PAY MY TRAIN FARE FOR THIS!
...or at all, most days
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)