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# ...but ...but ...but
I thought that up all by myself :(

bloody professional comedians doing everything that's funny first and ggrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# please put "professional comedians" in quotation marks when referencing Mock the Week
Dara I'll allow. The rest I want to spang into non-existance.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Frankie Boyle, shirley?
Dara's far too good for that show though.

Have you seen that godawful 'chat' show he does on Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# OK, most of the time I'll give you Frankie Boyle.
He does appear to be the only one who can string an original joke together although there are times when even he takes it too far.

The rest just take what he's just said and turn it into an embarrassing case of verbal diarrhoea.

The beardedwife loves this show. I find it's a good time to do paperwork.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Frankie Boyle
has a team of 4 joke writers... so I've heard.

I quite like that blonde one who does jokes about muggles - I don't remember his name though ... Russle something. Anyway - I've seen him at the festival a couple of times and he's always been very very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
He's the fucking worst of 'em!

Making stupid observations which aren't funny but just because he's lanky, shouty and animated about it the monkeys in the audience laugh!

Luckily he couldn't get a word in edgeways last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I don't think we should see each other any more
it's just not going to work out...

breakup sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# and punt/dennis
whichever one it is. Always the problem with telly pairings up, it's too easy to forget which person is which
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# ha --
does it have Fred Macaulay on it?

He's dead funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# My favourite way to kill a hooker....
Facefuck till she chokes
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# OIC
no - that's my own idea too :(

I'm concerned that a high proportion of my posts reference killing hookers... like about 5%

Also - after having played GTA too much I have developed a method for killing hookers which I find most entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)