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[challenge entry] I used to love Annuals me, they should've done one every year!

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# 'next thing I know she's wearing my Rolex...'
... and other popular culture references

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# \o/
the bad news is, its blown your cock off
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# mock the week
youtube.com/watch?v=hO306yppIAs
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# ...but ...but ...but
I thought that up all by myself :(

bloody professional comedians doing everything that's funny first and ggrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# please put "professional comedians" in quotation marks when referencing Mock the Week
Dara I'll allow. The rest I want to spang into non-existance.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Frankie Boyle, shirley?
Dara's far too good for that show though.

Have you seen that godawful 'chat' show he does on Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# OK, most of the time I'll give you Frankie Boyle.
He does appear to be the only one who can string an original joke together although there are times when even he takes it too far.

The rest just take what he's just said and turn it into an embarrassing case of verbal diarrhoea.

The beardedwife loves this show. I find it's a good time to do paperwork.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Frankie Boyle
has a team of 4 joke writers... so I've heard.

I quite like that blonde one who does jokes about muggles - I don't remember his name though ... Russle something. Anyway - I've seen him at the festival a couple of times and he's always been very very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
He's the fucking worst of 'em!

Making stupid observations which aren't funny but just because he's lanky, shouty and animated about it the monkeys in the audience laugh!

Luckily he couldn't get a word in edgeways last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I don't think we should see each other any more
it's just not going to work out...

breakup sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# and punt/dennis
whichever one it is. Always the problem with telly pairings up, it's too easy to forget which person is which
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# ha --
does it have Fred Macaulay on it?

He's dead funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:48, archived)
# My favourite way to kill a hooker....
Facefuck till she chokes
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# OIC
no - that's my own idea too :(

I'm concerned that a high proportion of my posts reference killing hookers... like about 5%

Also - after having played GTA too much I have developed a method for killing hookers which I find most entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# he's fisting an imaginary UN inspector?
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Recently in a conversation I accidentally said "Mugatu" instead of "Mugabe"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# That's no surprise
the two are barely distinguishable.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Does mugabe have a headdobber too?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# yes, he keeps it under that weird top lip of his.
Deeeeeeeeeel Moooooonteeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Waspeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Boxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# when you say kill Tate,
do you mean catherine tate? if so, i volunteer for sniper duty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I do indeed
but snipering is too hands off, I'm mostly thinking about snooker balls in socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# ah, that takes me back
*reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# That Mugabe's so hot right now...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I'd like to lick his patent leather face.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I know he should capitalise on this media attention
... and run in the Glasgow by-election
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I can relate
I said HappyToast instead of Hitler

;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Look at the size of that fucking snot troff!
(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)