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# Well HAD bones in his face.
I imagine his face is probably scattered into millions of fragments at the bottom of a earth pit now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I dare say that at the end of the whole stramash
he had more bones left in his face than Mr. Douglas.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)
# it's not a fair comparison
Michael Douglas's face has a chitinous exoskeleton, like a shark.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)
# does that mean
you're supposed to punch him in the nose if he tries to attack you?

or do you distract him with Welsh?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I was going to stick my thumbs in his eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# He likes that
it angers and arouses him so much his floppy old penis almost gets a twitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Yes, that's right
but it's best to keep still and try not to bleed so much

*clutches bellend*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I'll get the soldering iron
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# it's the only reason he hasn't fucked me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# That's what you get for looking like a woman.
Well...a Scottish woman anyway...
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# where do you get your material?
could you write my jokes for me?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I'd be happy to oblidge.
But you'd have to learn how to read first.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# well when you go to Scotland, and when you've slept with a woman
then I'll use your material. I prefer my jokes to be based on knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Ahhh so that's why you've got so many nonce jokes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# what?
I have no idea what you go on about little man.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# ok
point taken. but the only possible comparison is Gail Platt and she's irrelevant.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# so much so
that I haven't the faintest idea who she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# some nonsense from Coronation Street
which is equally irrelevant to existence.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)
# You, madam, are a non sense
Please vacate my field of vision.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# au contrare
www.corrieblog.tv/Gail%20Platt%20misery%20megamix.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I was talking to her not to you.
Funnily enough, although I've never seen corrie in m'whole life, I pictured the correct cartilaginous woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I haven't seen it in years
partly because, after seeing Beetlejuice, she reminded me of when the bloke stretched his face to try and scare the new occupants away.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)
# and pump me from behind with a stropon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)
# a stropon?
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)