
but if you want a piece of genuine honest advice, with absolutely no bullshit whatsoever, listen: its not worth trying to find someone that will just let you fuck them if neither of you care about each other. if you're being yourself with these girls and they don't want you, in the long run its a good thing. everyone meets someone that they make a connection with sooner or later and its usually absolute fluke when it happens. its not worth upsetting yourself over. life's too short.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:10,
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raw prawn (yay strine!) is to sort of pretend ignorance usually hypocritically such as to play the victim in a situation. cf carry on like a pork chop
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:15,
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KEBAB: BEDLAM YOU ARSEHOLE!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEALING MY GROG?!?!?!?
TO'B: I SAY!! Such accusations are almost not worthy of my highbrow response! However, lest my reputaion be sullied, I must vigorously protest against these wild accusations!!
KEBAB: AH FUCK OFF AY!!! DON'T COME THE BLOODY RAW PRAWN!!! YOU'RE HOLDING A BLOODY TINNY OF FOSTERS FOR CHRIST SAKE, SO DON'T PISS ON MY HEAD AND TRY AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING!!!
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:31,
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TO'B: I SAY!! Such accusations are almost not worthy of my highbrow response! However, lest my reputaion be sullied, I must vigorously protest against these wild accusations!!
KEBAB: AH FUCK OFF AY!!! DON'T COME THE BLOODY RAW PRAWN!!! YOU'RE HOLDING A BLOODY TINNY OF FOSTERS FOR CHRIST SAKE, SO DON'T PISS ON MY HEAD AND TRY AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING!!!

tell me, do you actually say "point percy at the porcelin" 'down under'?
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:33,
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I think (if you've seen the famous bit out of Barry MacKenzie) they used two phrases out of context, namely "strain the spuds" and "shake hands with the wife's best friend" used to mean piss when I'd interpret them as wank
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:42,
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"Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining."
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:36,
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www.aussieslang.com/slang/australian-slang-a.asp
Knock yourself out.
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Sun 13 Jul 2008, 3:44,
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Knock yourself out.