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[challenge entry] TONIGHT WE DINE ON PAL!

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(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# lol?
Woo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# 101
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
#
I might have known that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I was loling
because thats how i read it the first time....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Ta.
I didn't think it needed the rest of the title.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# LOL, YOU PRICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# r0fte7c0ptoRzzz
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Though
lol works too!

*keeps dalmation head for future lols*
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *click*
and standby for Prof UC
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *claps happily*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# where is the bugger...
he's late!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *clearls throat*
Kebab hasn't shagged that/him/her/it ... but he regularly fantasised about it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# ARF! and with that I'm going to bed
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# WUSS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# meh I need all the beauty sleep I can get
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I bet that's what the dalmatian said an' all
'night, O pitta-and-ghastly-meat-based antipodean.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I am delicious
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# ...but only after 10 pints.
siglols :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# It's not even 4pm yet!
And don't start giving me all that nonsense about time zones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# when you live on the wrong side of the world
you have to do everything wrong... that's about all I learned from my A level in Geography - which is the thing in my life of which I am most ashamed... and I once put my littlest brother in hospital
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Best place for little brothers.
Free food, loads of carers and- the best bit- pustules to admire and poke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# ...I know you want to come with me
but sorry.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# smoooooooooooooth
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Kebab hasn't shagged that/him/her/it ... and isn't likely to.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Her, thankyou. It at a push.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Shush, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# You could at least beat me up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# But then if I actually hurt you I'd feel bad. Then I wouldn't be able to sleep :((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# a) there's good hurt and bad hurt
b)of course you wouldn't be able to sleep. If you bad hurt me I'd get my glorious revenge by swapping all your records around in the sleeves. And licking them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# GOOD LORD. That's a temper tantrum-able offense.
*warms up vocal chords*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Yeah. Fuck with me and PAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I'M TOO NICE FOR WOW-FUCKERY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Aw :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Fuck with you and pay?
But that makes you a... erm... how should I put this

Lady of negotiable vitue?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# you evil bitch
*runs home to check record shelves just in case*

WHAT IF SOMEONE'S MESSED WITH THE ORDER!?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I can't decide if I'd be more miffed if she messed up my LPs or my CDs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Come on
of all people you should know the difference between the sanctity of vinyl and the soulless commodity of CDs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I've a lot more CD's than vinyl though so it would take longer to correct and care for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Really?
Knackers, I thought it was the other way around.

Coming to see Converge?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# ONE DAY :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Not on Friday then?
Converge, Integrity and Coliseum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Wait, what's this about Converge?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
Converge are playing on Friday at the Underworld.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# THIS FRIDAY?
I do love the Underworld. Well... I love the Worlds End more.. but still. COLOUR ME TEMPTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# There we go.
Bloody hell, that was more difficult than expected.

Yes, this Friday. I only found out today as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Look, I'm just overtired, OKAY? I can totally perform when I need too.
Also, I'll have a chat with my wallet and see what I can do. Friday's not far off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Tell me about it
I've only got £120 to last until payday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I live with a girl and so my CDs and DVDs are in
disarray ... I am autistic when it comes to my vinyl... also I'm very bored at work atm so I keep ordering more... I think I'm about £28 down against my wages this week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Mine have no real order, so as long as they're dust free and pristene I'm okay with that. Unfortunately I've only around 150 LP's at the moment, so it's not too much of a task to find the one I'm after. At least in comparison to my fucking CD collection.
*must stop buying music*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# by label, then alphabetical by second name then alphabetical by first name
then chronological, separated into 12" 10" and 7"... as long as they're in good nick I not to fussed about dust

/loves the crackle on the old vinyl
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# :D
This comes to mind so easily because I did do this to an ex. Who'd been collecting them for some time.

Yeah, that'll teach you to shove me down the stairs. Got him where it hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# it sounds justified in that case
... I'd even say I would find it acceptable to make some of them into those terrible fruit bowls one sees in tat shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# ^ Definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Nah, I just opened all the limited edition
sealed ones. They'd have been worth nothing to him afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# you have an acute skill
for exceedingly precise cruelty... I think it's one of my favourite things about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# :D
I'm really not that much of a cunt. In comparison to what my dad'd have done to him had he found out, he got off lightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# physically yes
... and probably your choice is less of a deterrent because he'll just keep away from girls who are clever than him and push them about... but still, there's something much more personal about it which I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Well, he'd heal from a beating
but I know for a fact some of those sealed ltds were worth hundreds, and extremely rare.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Really you should have tied him up and forced him to watch.
Like the doll sequence in V for Vendetta.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I've not seen/read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Well V kidnaps the country's voice for all their dystopian radio broadcasts
and takes him back to one of the internment camps where he was a commander. He then uses the man's collection of antique dolls which he loves in a garish reconstruction of the prisoners being lined up in the mud or being burnt alive.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Aha.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# sealed records are only worth something
1) if you intent to open and play it
2) if it has a lovely cover
3) if you're the kind of idiot who trades records.

a beating is an exceedingly well practised and blunt way to teach appropriate behaviour and ensure conformity, as long as they know why they're having the shit kicked from them...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# He was the 3rd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# It rubs the lotion on It's skin or It gets the hose again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# That's what I'm talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *pointedly refrains from rubbing lotion onto skin*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *hoses*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *horses*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# damn right, I've got standards!
*runs*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# *stretches*
I'm sure that'll hurt my feelings somewhere around the midnight mark, when I'm full of penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# That's buffet lunches for you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I often wonder if people realise when I'm joking
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Note the tone, chicken. Everyone's joking.
Now fuck off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# have you tried saying things which are funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# AM I JOKING?:
FUCK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# LOOK AT MY FACE
AM I JOKING? AM I?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES IN VAST QUANTITIES, BUT WORDS WILL ONLY SCAR ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# also
I'm litigious
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# SPILL MY FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I'm glad to see it's taking off
... all we now is some sort of theme tune or image to accompany it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# to a world of pure imagination?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# hah
smashing!

One of those obvious but not done yet gags that tickles me warmly
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# you're so
eloquent - I'm glad you work with words.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# You're late.
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# indeed
one of my many and well documented faults... luckily I quite likeable, in small doses
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# ty
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I have seen
neither of the motion pictures to which this post refers, but understand the reference.

Furthermore, this is approximately how I feel about said post:


Yours sincerely,
struthers
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Thank you, Mr. Struthers.
You kind comments are most welcome.
Your obedient servant,
Dr. Frinkelstein.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)