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(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)

hello sam

(waxdart hello., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)

But that is Sean Penn!!

*sees you in Hull*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)

It's funny because he has severe learning difficulties

/autocomplete

TJ: on a movie tip, can anyone think of any famous deleted scenes that were never put back in/included on the DVD etc etc? Scenes that you therefore cannot currently see?

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)

But then how would anyone have seen them?

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Fluffy elephants, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)

cinema edit vs dvd edit I think.

(waxdart hello., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

I'm talking specifically about footage that you can't see in any format today.

So if it's a 'lost scene' now available on YouTube, it doesn't count. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)

The pie throwing scene in Dr Strangelove.

I think all the footage of that got burnt or something.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)

Cool, I'll look into it, ta.

;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)

Its gone - how will you look into it?

(waxdart hello., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)

SCEINSE

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

I'll look in me desk draw

sorry no list of film that was not used ever.

(waxdart hello., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)

for shame

tsk

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)

Dunno about that, but it drives me nuts when the movie and the trailer have alternate scenes

"Town and Country" looked hilarious in the previews, but they used alternate takes in the film that weren't funny.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)

"oh GOD, it smells like the inside of a fake leg"

should never have been cut from the Anchorman aftershave/office scene

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)

Thats' the point, they haven't.

But several are known to have been scripted, and in some cases even filmed then cut - for example, scripts for Sunset Boulevard show that it was originally supposed to start in a morgue, but was changed because test audiences giggled. The result of the cut is the iconic 'body in the pool' opening we all know today.

So, um, that sort of thing.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

Ah, I understand.

and I can't think of any, but I will now keep thinking about it because the idea has been placed into my head.

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Fluffy elephants, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)

Good.

*prods it even further in, and gives you a cuppa and a box of Party Rings to help you think*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)

'Derek and Clive Get the Horn'

lots missing from that film, and the audio - I've got a bootlegg which has much more rude on it.

Lots of cartoons are band. Many of the old ones are rather racist.
Most kung fu films are cut for the UK.
Blockbuster films are cut in the US / UK.

terminator 2 is cut fromthe cinema edit.

/ many might not be famous. so bollocks

Just about all of them are.

(waxdart hello., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)

No, that's a good lead - don't know why I put 'famous' in there, to be honest.

They're never going to be that famous if they were cut, are they? ;)

Thanks man.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)

apparently in aliens there were robot machine gun turrets that were taken out cos they killed too many aliens

thats all i can think of

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

thats in the DVD

directors cut, box set version and that.
No idea why it was cut. I like it.

(waxdart hello., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)

That's the kind of thing I'm after,

although that particular bit has been released as a DVD extra I think.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)

Aliens: Special Edition

and it s a good two and a half hours long

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)

I think there were a lot of cuts from Commando that arent on the dvd

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)

That's interesting, I've been told Commando was chopped to fuck.

I'll look into that one, thanks.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)

What about the 35mm

(waxdart hello., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)

Pardon?

If you mean an original pressing or whatnot, that's ok - I'm only really talking about stuff the general public can't see. Doesn't matter if a copy still actually exists in an archive somewhere...so long as the public can't rent or google it, I can use it. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)

Empire strikes back

the Wampa room sequence

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)

Excellent, perfect - I'd forgotten that one!

Thanks, Toasty.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)