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[challenge entry] 17 and pregnant......

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(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# extermination would be too good for them
and people like them
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Too Godd?
Godd's got nothing to do with this.
Godd's gonna sit this one out.

EDIT:

Damn, he corrected it!
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# so you would happily bomb hemel hempstead?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# they did that to Slough and Plymouth
it made no difference
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# they came out of hyperspace too close to the cities. They need to take out he shield generators first
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# nah i'd do some
progroms
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# gi ya sel weisht
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I'm bound to expose myself as being old or living in a cultural vacuum but..
What is it with the hand thing?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# It's a gangsta sign
Gangs in New Yoik & LA "throw" their signs like that - it's a way to identify each other in the street and can be done quite subtley.

Chavs think they are gangastaz if they do an approximation of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)
# enforced, reversible sterilisation is the only way
and then blokes should go to the doctors to ask to have it reversed when they want kids.

The population would plummet and the planet might just survive.

/clearly some kind of nazi/commie/hippy/terrorist blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# They'd have to take a parenting test first, though.
Means, lifestyle etc taken into consideration. I'm fed up with having to pay to feed other people's brats. They are not miracles - "Have you seen us recently? We're a virus with shoes"

/prays for nuclear holocaust
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)
# they wanted to put girls on the contraceptive implant
at like 14 about 18 months ago and the daily mail nearly exploded -- from recollection.

I think it's a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)
# the other possibility is a two child limit for all couples, and then drastically reduce all spending on OAPs S (no NHS, heating allowence, travel allowance etc) in the hope it reduces the older generation
as by reducing population with birth control only, means that there wont be enough younger peoplke in teh future to maintain the older population
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I hope none of you ever get into a position of political power
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# When I take over, I will use the Criminal and deviant elements of society to build a better England. I shall compress them into bricks.
Tell me that isnt a noble sentiment?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# use them for drug testing too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# this is true
but if you do what the government wants and have more kids to maintain the older generations who looks after those kids when they are old? quick have even more kids!

Fucks sake.

and why the fuck do people in developed countries think they need more than 2 kids?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I'm beginning to think that some of them
aren't thinking about NEEDS at all, just wants!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)
# yup, very true. I really hate to say it, and i dont advocate it, but the only way to solve the Human problem is a big fucking bomb
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)
# On the basis that to replace 'society' every couple should have 2 kids.
Then if a couple doesn't have kids some of us have to step up to the plate and have lots of getting pregnant sex. Other people's infertility is my reward
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# A bloody good idea
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# most woo
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)