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(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Is that CHristopher Reeve?
I've just thought about that question, and obviously it is! It's clearly not fucking Christopher Walken!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Looking at the filename
I'm guessing it's sir thomas of cruise?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Ah fair enough.
Well any excuse to use that joke is welcomed by me anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# think again....
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# heheheheh!
did anyone else find that move incredibly tedious?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Indeed....
I only watched it for the first time last year.

As a lover of Hollywood excess, I figured I'd get something out of it.

I did. Sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Infact, I'm hard pushed to think of a Tom Cruise film I actually enjoyed....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Risky Business?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# nope.... nor did I like TopGun (sorry, but it really is stupid)
Minority Report - all style, no substance

Eyes Wide Shut - why the hell did Kubrik have to go out on that?

"The one with Jamie Foxx as a taxi driver" - fell asleep, but not before laughing at the fact Cruise had flour in his hair

War of the Worlds - as Minority report, only the decisions made by certain characters were INSANE

Days of Thunder- tedious

the list goes on....


(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# A Few Good Men
is enjoyable toss
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)