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# Hahahah
do want!



Actually, I just had MandMs, so I'm happy. ^_^
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I had an icecream with sorbet.
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)
# We have popsicles in the freezer.
Also, Fritos on the counter. But if I don't have some tonight, I probably won't get any 'cos mum will munch them. :[
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)
# HAHA AMERKAN.
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)
# YEAH LOL



Wait...
:(
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I'm about to have a nice mug of nettle tea
:D
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Nettle tea?
That sounds...interesting to say the least.
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)
# nettle tea (and cordial)
is good shit. 'tis the truth
but you need to buy it, not just go eating your local nettles
(or, at least, you need to pick young nettle leaves or something, before they go bitter and vaguely bad for you)
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I don't even think nettles grow around here.
But I will look into getting some of this nettle tea you speak of. :]
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Nettles are fucking everywhere in England.
I swear if there is a small ditch or area of grassland you can trip and fall into, I can guarantee you that it will be full of fucking nettles.
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)
# But there's dock leaves right next to the nettles, yeah?
So it's alright.
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Yeah...except that dock leaves ARE FUCKING USELESS!
Seriously, they do next to fuck all if you fall in a ditch full of nettles (I speak from experience on this). In fact oddly the only thing which soothes the stings is to cut grapes in half and rub them on the stings.
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)
# But I stung myself on some nettles once
and the dock leaves helped...
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Well next time it happens, try spitting on an ordinary leaf and using that instead.
I bet it will have an almost identical effect.
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# nettles are the english countryside in microcosm
not actually dangerous, just mildly unpleasant and almost unavoidable
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# i did find an online guide
that tells you how to prepare them something to do with hot water or something as it softens the hairs which stab the fuck out of you
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)
# how unnerving is it
that you've been on b3ta longer than haku?
it's like some sort of experiment to have someone entirely raised by b3ta. i'm not sure what the consequences will be
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)
# laughing at catastrophes and seeing goatse in everything
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)
# seeing teh quo
in every catastrophe
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)
# oh man yeah!
:D
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Yeah, I'm the youngest b3tan still, as well.
I think.
Dude, I really am growing up with b3ta. You guys are my family or something. I've been on here since I were 9 or 10.
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)
# has this affected your sanity in any way?
:D
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)
# There's no control in this experiment
so it's pretty impossible to know. ;]
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)
# sounds like science, man
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)
#
SCIENCE™
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# She's American.
How would you tell?
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)
# xp
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I don't know
I don't even speak american
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Maaan I really miss buying Smarties/plain M&Ms
the chocolate and hard shell defined me for a while I think.

Now general Shell defines me, bloody working for a corporation
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Why can't you buy Smarties or MandMs?
I loove Smarties, but over here they sell knock-offs called Smart Alecs, which are kinda gross.
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)
# over here?
I though you were Englishy like me, and I've not heard of Smart Alecs

I can't buy smarties becuae I'm a grown up now, and I'm frowned on for such frivolry. I'm allowed to blow my cash on rum and ho's, but not smarties, malheureusement.
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Ruff Squad Mandem?
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Whut?
I mean M&Ms.
:]
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Get to know.
(, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)