(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:21,
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nettle tea (and cordial)
is good shit. 'tis the truth but you need to buy it, not just go eating your local nettles (or, at least, you need to pick young nettle leaves or something, before they go bitter and vaguely bad for you)
(plentyofantsmore ghee, vicar?,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:28,
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I don't even think nettles grow around here.
But I will look into getting some of this nettle tea you speak of. :]
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:29,
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Nettles are fucking everywhere in England.
I swear if there is a small ditch or area of grassland you can trip and fall into, I can guarantee you that it will be full of fucking nettles.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:31,
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But there's dock leaves right next to the nettles, yeah?
So it's alright.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:31,
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Yeah...except that dock leaves ARE FUCKING USELESS!
Seriously, they do next to fuck all if you fall in a ditch full of nettles (I speak from experience on this). In fact oddly the only thing which soothes the stings is to cut grapes in half and rub them on the stings.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:40,
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But I stung myself on some nettles once
and the dock leaves helped...
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:41,
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Well next time it happens, try spitting on an ordinary leaf and using that instead.
I bet it will have an almost identical effect.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:46,
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nettles are the english countryside in microcosm
not actually dangerous, just mildly unpleasant and almost unavoidable
(plentyofantsmore ghee, vicar?,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:41,
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Hahahahah
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:41,
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i did find an online guide
that tells you how to prepare them something to do with hot water or something as it softens the hairs which stab the fuck out of you
that you've been on b3ta longer than haku? it's like some sort of experiment to have someone entirely raised by b3ta. i'm not sure what the consequences will be
(plentyofantsmore ghee, vicar?,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:18,
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laughing at catastrophes and seeing goatse in everything
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:20,
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seeing teh quo
in every catastrophe
(plentyofantsmore ghee, vicar?,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:21,
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oh man yeah!
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:22,
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Yeah, I'm the youngest b3tan still, as well.
I think. Dude, I really am growing up with b3ta. You guys are my family or something. I've been on here since I were 9 or 10.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:20,
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has this affected your sanity in any way?
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:21,
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There's no control in this experiment
so it's pretty impossible to know. ;]
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:23,
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sounds like science, man
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:23,
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SCIENCE™
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:24,
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She's American.
How would you tell?
(JeruWar and Piss,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:23,
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xp
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:23,
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I don't know
I don't even speak american
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:24,
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Maaan I really miss buying Smarties/plain M&Ms
the chocolate and hard shell defined me for a while I think.
Now general Shell defines me, bloody working for a corporation
(marshall19838Oh once my wants and wins were one,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:35,
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Why can't you buy Smarties or MandMs?
I loove Smarties, but over here they sell knock-offs called Smart Alecs, which are kinda gross.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:38,
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over here?
I though you were Englishy like me, and I've not heard of Smart Alecs
I can't buy smarties becuae I'm a grown up now, and I'm frowned on for such frivolry. I'm allowed to blow my cash on rum and ho's, but not smarties, malheureusement.
(marshall19838Oh once my wants and wins were one,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:53,
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Ruff Squad Mandem?
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:41,
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Whut?
I mean M&Ms. :]
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:42,
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