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[challenge entry] This was crying out to be done......

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(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:45, archived)
# You stole that from
inside my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# bloody hell
that must have took some doin :p
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Nah, you can open the llid
if you use a paper clip in my ear.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# is this code?
edit: night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Thats not a code, THIS is a code:
00010101111010101011100001010000111001111000000111010
EDIT: inabityo
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)
# That makes no sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)
# neither did the eyeball
but that never stopped him compulating against the iron will of the seagull lairs big giant hydrogen fluff bum while a hedrd of migrating snails heard six swans flaming out across the rainbow coloured tarmac. avast sez he but they refused to.

and they keyed her shoebox while they were at it. rat bastids.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)
# ok clever clogs.
binary I can translate. I don't speak broken biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)
# unfortunately i do
Never mastered crumbs though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Its 3.21am
and this is b3ta.
Sense has no place here.
(why doesnt it make sense?)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:25, archived)
# because I get broken characters
when run it thru my binary decoder. But then it might be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)
# In decimal its
771131482894394

Perfectly legitimate code.
So Nerr. (really think its time for bed, this is getting disturbing)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)
# decodes to
ÿ

so one of us is fucked up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:33, archived)
# Defo me.
You seem to be talking about something entirely different. I only know how to convert binary into decimal numbers. Wonder what the odds are of that random series of zero's and ones actually meaning anything in ASCII is?!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:37, archived)
#
01101001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01110011 00100000 01110101 01110000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100011 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)
# if only I was clever
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)
# indeed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Totally fucking lost on me that one.
Im afraid this is making me feel totally inadequate. This is what I felt like reading J-Pod.
*sob*
Edit: Tried converting it into decimal and it just spits out a Xto the power of whatever at me. I gave up at that point.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)
# it simply says....
"it depends how clever you are"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:07, archived)
# this is code!
1AuBDScPPBOFgdcFAFqtplj6FIND/Rjthui3DNeP72VKevXw7sKNi6wUzUaFJflgh/DYDcqXAd8M
8h6iFxkkJQ==

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)
# That makes no sense either!
I know it's base 64 but it won't decode to ascii :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)
# no, it's actually encrypted
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:29, archived)
# DECODED IT!!
1AuBDScPPBO F gdcFAFqtplj6FIND/Rjth u i3DNeP72VKevXw7sKNi6wUzUaFJflgh/DYD c qXAd8M
8h6iFx k kJQ==

right?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)
# hahaha
I love those twisted messages that come from stenography, but no.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:39, archived)
# sad mammal
:(

*when you sick so sad you cry and in crying cry a fully grown tiger from your eye*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)
# haha, sicking and farting at the same time
when you have diarrhea

that's nasty :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:47, archived)
# here let me lighten your mood with some number based japery
:D

well i find it funny any way.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)
# haha.
good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)
# And this!
jkdnjd;kl3940epoopdsiondexncuntflapsklsdnsjnxdhshitfacejsdkl44'
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)
# you need more jml products
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:29, archived)
# I've already got a Beauty Wand, a Nicer Dicer and an Halogen Oven.
How many more can I take?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)
# how wide can you open?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:34, archived)
# STOP THINKING COMPUTER :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:00, archived)
# NEED INPUT.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 4:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# A tiny jump of a metal band.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# have you not got the hint yet that
here at b3ta we frown on quantity but love quality?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
# So,
are you telling me to stop???

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I told you man
Your on Super-Crack™
Slow down, youve been posting like a postman doing a marathon postal round in the 1000m postman olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# My Dad's a postman
He's never posted an image.

Poor metaphor, therefore...!
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)
# No, I don't have the right and it would be
more discourteous than I usually am. Just that you might consider not posting image after image. It's not good form to keep pushing other people's stuff off the page even if it is slow. You can easily post all images in the same thread and as long as the thread is a challenge entry then it serves the purpose.
The page only holds 15 new threads so you pushed 2 off the bottom just now. It's just about being considerate for the other cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)
# I take exception to you calling us all
...no, your right. We're cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Ah! That was my mistake...
I didn't realise you could post various entries in the same posting.

You live and learn.
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# I'm out of order.
I'm not the arbiter of what should and should not be done on b3ta. I'm just the idiot who opens his keyboard and says what many others won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Welcome to the brotherhood of
Cunts. Cunt.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)
# haha. you appear to be welcoming me to a religion
where I am already a god ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)
# I had a similar experience with Scientology
until I pointed out I was not a Scientol.

They were proper gutted. PROPER gutted.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)
# "My name's Pasanonic
..and I'm a cuntiest"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:24, archived)
# No prob!
I have probably been going overboard a bit because the last two challenges have been right up my street...err, so to speak! I love movies and cartoons.

I am a bit of an insomniac, so doing a bit of photoshopery helps to pass the night.

I am sure I will slow down soon.

Hey, maybe the next challenge will stump me! :)
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)
# I'm the same as you. My wife is away at work all week.
My son is in bed or at his gran's most of the time. I'm pretty much retired from work so I have way too much time on my hands. I don't sleep either so I come here and make a nuisance of myself.
I'm already hated and beyond redemption but if I can help a new person by telling them how to avoid ostracising then I've done a good thing to offset all the bad things I will keep doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)
# I'm retired and on health insurance...
so I have loads of time on my hands.

When I do get to sleep, I sleep till lunchtime and then am awake all night. I can't.....oops, sorry Trisha flashback!!

(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)
# you aren't, you know. you've been entirely in order
offering useful, constructive criticism in a reasonable manner

(i'm almost starting to wonder what's wrong with you tonight...)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:25, archived)
# In my opinion you are allowed to live OR learn
choose one. now.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Please
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)
# Once I learn how to live...
only then will I make a decision.
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)
# Except, yes you are
and you are an extremely discourteous, histrionic piece of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:54, archived)
# No Mr Bond
I'm telling you to die....!
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Never listen to a word that cunt says
he's a histrionic piece of shit. His pictures are nice, but otherwise he's a waste of energy.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I appear
to be making some people laugh!
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)
# you have been a little bit "prolific"
something outside of the movie poster genre would be nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Yeah, POST A GODDAMN CAT ALREADY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)
# >."<
(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# UH OH ASCII KITTY TIME :)
 |\_/|
= ^_^ =
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# I am jealous
of your ASCII kitties
(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Ow. You can borrow him. He's gentle.
 |\_/|
= o_o =  - mewl
 |   |
(00-00)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)
# me too

|\_/|
\'.'/
/_|_\-
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# AWWWL! Slaaanty kittttty :)
*pours some more generic heavily diluted Strawberry and Kiwi waters into his drinking recepticle*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)
# =^.^=
:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)
# I wouldn't be
'sgot cat aids.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I joined to take part in the Image Challenges
which I have been doing.

I enjoy photoshopping stuff and this is a great outlet. At the moment I have a fair bit of time on my hands so I have been posting.

If you all want me to stop, say so!
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# So!
A needle pulling thread..... Lah! A note to follow Sooooo.....

Tea!

etcetera etceteraaaaaaa
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# yes but to be honest you are just making the standard
'movie poster' change a little bit post. We see thousands of them and rarely anything new. The image challenge is for coming up with an idea that conveys the movie was made on a budget. not "get a movie, change it to something else you fucking genius'"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)
# you moved me man!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# In a good way I hope!!
If not, I hope you wiped!
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)
# just so you're sure
you seem to be getting the "you appear to be able to do good stuff. just filter it a bit and only post the stuff you think is worthwhile, rather than everything" criticism

this is a good sign. it means people are interested in what you come up with, as long as they don't have to sort through all the half-finished ideas as well
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Who the fuck sees Godot in French?!
I speak French and I'm a Beckett fan, but even I would be badly lost by Godot en Francais! Zut!
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)
# weirdly, my housemate was just telling me last night
about reading an old university essay his girlfriend wrote on reading beckett in french.
perhaps i'll have to have a look too
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)
# I wouldnt bother.
I've had an ex who worshipped Beckett, and an ex who was French. the combination of the two would make for an excellent threesome but a crappy essay.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# perhaps if you'd organised said threesome
for the purposes of writing an essay about it
best of both worlds?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)
# hey-zeus that would have been one hell of an idea
but the two ex's were a good (or rather bad) 6 months apart at least, and one was in other countries at the time when the other was in possible threesome-contriving-presence.

Oh, and the second would have NEVER been up for it, no matter had I explained the essay as some kind of labour of love to glorious Science/Linguistics/Sociology/Porn. She were a little stuck up like that I suppose...!
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)
# trying to understand Beckett at 3AM
bad times
(genesis, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)
# when doing gcse drama we did a scene from waiting for godot
the stage direction that always got me giggling was
"hand to pubis"

fantastic.

never seen the whole thing just know they should touch their pubis during it other wise they are doing it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# You're copy was incomplete
The stage direction is:

'Hand to Pub is here very inappropriate. keeps hands from drinking venues throughout this scene'

I believe Alec Guinness had the same problem... well documented...
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# haha. well pointed out
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:15, archived)
# But for the appalling, unforgiveable grammar mistake
you're = your

and marshall19838 = English graduate & professional writer. Balls.
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)
# shit, I am almost out of weak heavily diluted apple and blackcurrant drink
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)
# TO THE SPAR!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# but the spar is shut!
I would have to break it!

this would be nawty
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)
# But you're almost out of weak heavily diluted apple and blackcurrant drink.
There's not a jury in the land who'd condemn you.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)
# unless they were a SPARtan jury
I must console myself with waitrose orange

it is the only way
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Drink your weak lemon drink.....
NOW!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# it's ok, I'm not having an adventure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I think the very best massively diluted fruit drink is the Oasis orange one.
It's so watery it barely tastes of anything but it seems to contain some kind of anti-science particle which makes the drink taste colder.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:16, archived)
# man, that shit's so watery
what's going on

it does contain science
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Haha! I should've guessed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fist_of_Fun
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)