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# combine mayhem

(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 19 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)
# this was on of my favourite passtimes as a child
shooting dolphins out of a canon that is
Woo! and g'nite!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Oi drove moi tractor through yur 'aystack last niight...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:00, archived)
# that's top, what
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I cannot endorse this unsafe use of agriculteral machinery.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I hearily endorse
any unsafe use of agricultural machinery.
Particularly in an aquatic environment.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)
# LET THE HARVEST FESTIVAL COMMENCE
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Hi nice pic you well endowed type person
mind if i rant for a second?
I just got driven into by a nice young chap who completely destroyed my back bumper, only for him to say "pull over there so we can sort this out"
only to drive off into the distance, what a fuckin mug does that make me
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)
# As shit as that is, I couldn't help but laugh.
Did you catch his license plate number?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# nope, i was to busy thinking about my car
i honestly thought he would pull over

i'm not bothered now, i just need to fix me car, i just think i was a little to trusting :)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# you should report
it to the police ( you are obligated to actually ) and at least get a crime number. Your insurance might cough up without touching your no claims as long as you have a crime number.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# DOLPHINS CANNOT USE STAIRS!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)
# morning, farmer lister
i'm just popping down the shops in my submarine. can i buy you anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Have you designed the new Oasis album sleeve?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)