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# I don't like cats. I hate zombies.

click for bigga! file size is 35 kb, and it's started to blur. Accursed small sources images.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:23, archived)
# intestenial eyes. yes!
do you have a larger version?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:25, archived)
# no sorry, the source of the cat was only 280 wide.
I can probably scale it a little bit...ed: scaled up to 600pix wide. :)

It's starting to look a bit dodgy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:29, archived)
# mmmm..... cats always taste better after being left out for a bit like that... much more gamey....
Excellent shoppage, k3b!

'ningles you crazy people!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:29, archived)
# I shall remember that...
I don't think it's that great, look at the opposing light sources!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)
# YOU'VE RUINED IT NOW! And I thought it looked good....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:41, archived)
# hahahaha. aaaaaaah if I wanted to ruin it I'd send you here:
curezone.com/upload/parasites/eye_worm.jpg
the source image used for the left eye. Not porn, but somewhat less than pleasant medical photograph
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Thanks for that. :D
It's amazing how little pics like that affect me anymore...

If you REALLY want to see something VERY unpleasent, go look up a site called crazyshit.com

Most of the stuff on there is very NSFW, and covers a wide variety of nastyness

Someone forwarded it to me a while back, and I won't go on there again....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:51, archived)
# is rotten.com still around
and I think I'll have a look at this one

is the nsfw fwappable or like goatse/tubgirl?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:56, archived)
# 99% wasn't fwappable, unless they have changed the content of the site
I dare not check whilst I'm at work
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:04, archived)
# I had a look. The first one up was a decapitation victim
then someone with a gangrenous breast. May be fwappable for someone, but not me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Don't say I didn't warn you :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I can cope with that I'm on the fringes of fairly disgusting things as part of what I do
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:08, archived)
# What you do? Fringes of fairly disgusting things?.....Part-time serial killer? Necrophilliac? Fritzel?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)
# hahah Just some reasons for people needing ultrasounds
or more specifically contrast agent enhanced utrasound
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Keb/-\b,
wait there. I have something. I'll be right back...
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] In the spirit of the Anzac
I made these true blue Aussie icons.
.









Rollover thine mouse for explanations.

(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)
# hehehe
thats fab!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:31, archived)
# :) ta!
not very sexy though. Although it is zombie pussy...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:39, archived)
# You hate zombies??!!!???
How can anyone hate zombies?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:33, archived)
# easily.
do you like the prospect of having your brains eaten?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)
# I can run faster than them
zombies are ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:41, archived)
# I'm sortof round. so I couldn't
and chainsaws are messy messy things
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:34, archived)
# "DooM: Episode 1 - Knee Deep in teh Cute" ?


alt. response: "Can I haz bwainsburgerz?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Headcheese on rye. With a pickled mouse on toothpick.
Your first thought might make a fun Mod or knock off, yes.


(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:45, archived)
# BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINZ!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:39, archived)
#


and have a pea from late yesterday



from the lyrics
www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Elo/Yours-Truly-2095.html
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:37, archived)
# heeheee
If IBM made women I would buy one!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:40, archived)
# hahah, if IBM made women, they'd look like they had been hit by an ungly stick, but had an IQ of 220. If Apple made women, they'd all look AMAZING but have the IQ of a dairylea cheese slice.
If they ran on Vista, they'd keep walking into walls, if it were OSX, they'd go off and do their own things, not really following what you asked them to do. I don't know what would happen if they were on Linux, as no one would go near them.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:45, archived)
# well if Lenovo made the woman and ran linux
She wouldn't be able to stop me muff diving her.

Linux is easy to handle if your willing to deal with it on it's terms. Fuck user friendiness. That leads to slices of cheese and walls.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:49, archived)
# I would rather we all went back to DOS.... Qbasic FTW
/geekblogmode
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:52, archived)
# my first programing language.
*nostalgia*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:55, archived)
# I like that ^ so much, I did this for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:55, archived)
# You broked your cat!
EDIT: In the continuing adventures of Earls Court; the side road opposite me appears to have become a film set.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:43, archived)
# It's not my cat, I seriously dislike them. Cats are evil in a fluffy package
ed: GAH! At least you don't have the muthafukin pope there!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Are you in Sydney?
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)
# He lives there too:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)
# at least I didn't live on oxford street!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:24, archived)
# At least I had my own place:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)
# We do actually
He's doing the catering.

EDIT: Arrgh weird things are happening to my posts. THat was meant to be above!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:53, archived)
# have you had your boiled egg and soldiers?
:)

We finally got rid of the silly hat bugger today
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:07, archived)
# But he mitre return:P
Ooo good call! I think boiled heggles and soldiers is on the cards for brekkie this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)
# How cool!
Any idea what they are filming?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:54, archived)
# a film:P
Naaa I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:49, archived)
# thanks
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Your welcome.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)