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# Your words are shitty?
What have you been eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Nothing since yesterday afternoon
when I had brie and crackers.

Wheaty crackers, not white people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Dirty girl.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# OH MY WORD OH MY WORD OH MY WORD
apologies for the Sun, but still

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1448685.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I really want a Knitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Me too.
Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I never thought I would ever say this, but I actually want to take up knitting now!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# ^this
just like Cakie makes me wants to learn embroidary :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I can teach you, if you like. One day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# you're welcome to try, though i'm the clumsied most cack handed person ever
i have a friend who knits to relieve stress. she can't make anything or follow patterns. she just keeps adding to her already ten foot long scarf
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I used to be able to knit, but I've forgotten now
I can embroider, sew and crochet still, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# i make a pretty mean Cabonara
just think of the crime fighting force we'd make
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *flicks sewing needles at burglars*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *feeds the five thousand THEN KICKS THEIR ASS*
I should so have written the Bible
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# You'd have put in cameos by Bruce Campbell and other amazing people.
So I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# antonio banderez would play christ
johnny rees myers as judas and alan rickman as Paul
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Remember you're going to have to spend
loads on the SFX for revelations, so don't blow it all on cocaine and beautiful young people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# well shit thats the sodom and gommorah sequence out the window then
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# :D
Fuck it, just do it as a screenplay for an extended bible-long version of Jonah Man Jazz and I'll arrange the music for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# i want them all!
*makes space next to rex the runt teddies*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# REX THE RUNT?!
You lucky thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
/random pavarotti syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# i've got rex, bad bob and vince
i got them from b & m for about £1 each
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)