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# you sneaky wench!
You had a milestone when I was not here and then just left teasing words afterwards. I shall be writing to my MP in disgust.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# oh yes
oh yes.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# *covets link to original*
MWahahaha!
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# covets?
your laughter suggests you have it.

I am confused.

*has it as desktop wallpaper*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# As soon as I posted that I knew it was wrong,
I just for the life of me can not think of the right word right now.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# perhaps
"wanks over"? :D
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
I dont think Kenny would like that ;)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# whyever not?
I'd take it as a compliment.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I saw it.
it was awesome. I came over all a-quiver.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
#
it was awesome. I came over all a-quiver.

/predictable
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# My coming is predictable?
Actually, you're very right on that score, it's not as if I'm a stranger to myself.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# yes
If I turn to my right and cough, I dare say it would bring you close to climax.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Depends on how close to your right I was
and what you coughed on.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I meant just now
but yes.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Well someone thinks a lot of himself.
Maybe if you filmed yourself doing it.

In the nip. (NOT a Japanese lady).
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# certainly not
naked coughing brings back bad memories of my schooldays.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Your dedication to me is unsurpassed.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# its a subtler way to ask than fanj did
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Did he fall over pissed and shout something about tits?
Sorry, the only time I met fanj he was smashed out of his tree and stole my lighter.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# He's quite, quite lovely
And that was actually the first thing he said to me on meeting him, reinforced many times!

He just likes being a dick online. We all have our hobbies :)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I honestly can't remember if he was nice or not.
I remember him glaring at me, nicking my lighter, and then I think I was concentrating on Pachey's behind.

Ah, back in the days when I could hold my alcohol.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Hahah, yes
And somewhat more likely to succeed
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Mwahahahah HAH
It's still up, just not linked anymore.
You might have more luck writing to me instead?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# It's ok hunny.
I've seen your ladybits already, remember? ;)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I do
This was norks and an underbust corset though, I've never posted/sent links to those particular ladybits quite so obviously
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# hehe
yes of course madam.

I'm sure it was a marvellous show of Jessage for your milestone and at some point you will find it infuriating that I've not asked to see it and will gaz it to me with a harrumph and stamping of feet ;)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Oh, certainly not
You're very right to have gathered that I would notice you not asking, but you underestimate quite how analytic I am and I had already concluded you weren't going to ;)

I just wanted to respond to the wrong you do me in assuming it would be the same ol' mutton I was peddling, but I can assure you that I play the part for fun, I'm not actually the insecure and attention-seeking girl-on-the-net people like to believe.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# pull your neck in Freud.
you have read too much into my japery ;)
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *harrumphs*
*stamps off*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Is there a way to say
"I find this interesting" without sounding like a perv? ... No, probably not.
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Heh, maybe if you ran a site that sold corsets or something?
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *starts cutting out letters from newspapers*
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Save yourself the hassle....
(, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)