b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8582835 (Thread)

# :D
how can a swiss roll hope to maintain it's structural integrity on such a severe incline.

MADNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Sample 3 showed signs of
structural instability.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# if its the one which looks like
someone used it as a tampon I agree ---

WOOOOOOOOAH Lyons Mai-aid....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Stress Testing
The purpose is to push the swiss roll beyond breaking point, in order to establish where said breaking point lies.

It is probable that they have gradually increased the incline over time, and are pictured in the final phase of the testing.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# this can be achieved through accurate computer modelling
and the application of Monte Carlo simulation... I propose that we seek funding to end this horrendous cake wastage!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Is the technology reliable?
If so then I would support this proposal. However, the consequences if the technology is not reliable could be dire. I, for one, believe that an overall reduction in the quality of swiss rolls is a worse consequence than to waste a few.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# that is the average incline of land in Switzerland
thus ensuring proper Swiss rolling conditions
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# All in aid of making a better Swiss Roll
A swiss roll that can maintain its structural integrity yet remain moist and spongey on the palate.

When perfected they will be able to survive 2 full rolls down Everest and only be affordable by the 5 richest kings of Europe.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)