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# Each one certified to EC103a4
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Glad to see they have taken proper precautions re eyewear!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# and the correct fire routing signage in the back
/health and safety consultant blog
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# The lack of slip/trip warning signs
will annoy the health and safety jobsworths dogooders employees
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# :D
how can a swiss roll hope to maintain it's structural integrity on such a severe incline.

MADNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Sample 3 showed signs of
structural instability.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# if its the one which looks like
someone used it as a tampon I agree ---

WOOOOOOOOAH Lyons Mai-aid....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Stress Testing
The purpose is to push the swiss roll beyond breaking point, in order to establish where said breaking point lies.

It is probable that they have gradually increased the incline over time, and are pictured in the final phase of the testing.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# this can be achieved through accurate computer modelling
and the application of Monte Carlo simulation... I propose that we seek funding to end this horrendous cake wastage!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Is the technology reliable?
If so then I would support this proposal. However, the consequences if the technology is not reliable could be dire. I, for one, believe that an overall reduction in the quality of swiss rolls is a worse consequence than to waste a few.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# that is the average incline of land in Switzerland
thus ensuring proper Swiss rolling conditions
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# All in aid of making a better Swiss Roll
A swiss roll that can maintain its structural integrity yet remain moist and spongey on the palate.

When perfected they will be able to survive 2 full rolls down Everest and only be affordable by the 5 richest kings of Europe.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
Shouldn't this be a repoman post?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# the sequence must be maintained!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
i like that

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# but what happens to the poor unrolled swiss rolls, do they not get to forfil their destiny as a delicious dessert?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Sadly
Landfill
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Buscuits had it good at one time, they used to put the broken ones in boxes and sell them cheap, so they too could complete their journey. Sadly this has been taken away too....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Could you imagine a box of "slightly squashed"
Swiss Rolls...It would be a sugary mush. (just pour the custard into the box and serve)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# There are a couple of shops near me that still sell them!
and I believe Netto still sell broken biscuit assortment boxes
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# ya joking, right? I've not seen any for YEARS!
*goes looking for broken biscuits*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# don't worry
there's a recession on - broken biscuits and fish and chips with 'bits' will be back on the national diet in no time -- along with bubble and squeak and porridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# But porridge is the food of kings!
Stir in a little honey and it beats any sugar-filled breakfast cereal.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# yup
it's my favourite middle ages staple.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# You can still get them in some really cheap supermarkets..
PoundSavers I think - and they still all taste of the same thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I shall be investigating this further.....
I thought they couldn't sell those anymore (probably EU regulations and the such)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# There's a shop in my town called Becketts
They not only sell broken biscuit assortments, but also broken chocolate bar assortments. The last bag I bought had around 30 whole Cadburys Boost bars, it was a result for 99p
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hehehe
Q. How do you make a Swiss Roll?

A. Roll him down a hill
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ha! you fool!
Years of natural selection for life on slopes made us resistant to horizontal instability! You'll have to do more than that!
I'll suggest bringing a boat.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hehehh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I absolutely love your stuff! *fawns*
Keep em rolling ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Heath-Robinson
would be proud
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)