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# i was once asked 'what flavour coffee would you like'
when i, quite reasonably, answered 'coffee. flavoured. coffee' i was asked not to be aggressive.

fucking 'tall' is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Last time I went in costa I called the lad behind the counter a pillock
Because I watched him make my (large) americano with ONE shot of espresso.

The fuck? That's just mucky water.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# oh dear, thats plain wrong
i glee'd when i discovered the coffee shop around the corner from me doesn't look at a man oddly because he asks for an extra shot in his triple espresso :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# It's the way you waggle your eyebrows and look at people's crotches when you say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# officelol
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# You win the internets and indeed the whole world for spelling espresso correctly!
I HATE it when people call it 'EXpresso'
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Gets me as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# You all gotta see this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9iMgSNrwv4
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# He labours his point a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# thats fucking brilliant
"oh look, a starbucks"

unrelated but you should also see this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY-ZrwFwLQg
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkg0WLj7TJ8
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# oh christ i'm in company with denis leary
he'd be funnier if he was less shrieky, less weird looking and wrote his own material
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# That reminds me.
My fiancée and I were in Wannaburger once. You can have your burger as beef or chicken. They had a special on one day - a minted lamb burger.

Me: The Americano, please.
Waitress: On beef or chicken?
Me: Beef, please.
Fiancée: I'll have the minted lamb burger, please.
Waitress: On beef or chicken?
Fiancée: Erm... lamb, please...
Waitress: What?

It took her a while.

EDIT: Sorry, I've just realised that story's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# someone came into the shop yesterday for a "long wait"
i told them to come back in 20 minutes, as they where walking out the door i did stop them to tell them they'd being had, but they still came back in 20 minutes... so i had to explain that 20 minutes was a long wait.... he cotton'd on and asked for something to take back, I handed him a S shaped hook (for hanging pots and pans and the like) and told him to tell them we where out of long waits but had plenty of sky hooks, 3 minutes later, a girl walks back in with the S hook in her hand and asks for a "LEFT HANDED SKY HOOK" i took it out of her hand and turnt it around and went "there u go" and then she mentioned she the fella had being sent for a long weight and came back with a sky hook... so i had to explain to her what a LONG wait was, and I sent her back telling her to say "we're out of long weights but we do have buckets of electricity".... they didn't come back
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Yay!
Story tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# did you used to work in the same butchers as me?

EDIT: When I was working in Halfords the garage down the road set their n00b in for some plug sparks.
We gave the chap an empty box and told him not to drop or open the box because the sparks would get out.
He walked away really pleased with himself?

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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)