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# they keep on coming...


My mum is giving me hourly updates by text, bless her
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# * Keeps Coming
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# indeed they do :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# do you recognise this donkey?
is he a friend, relative, coworker.

Call us anonymously
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ^ Have

* But she asked me not to divolge her real name
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I know it!!
I even know where it (might) live or at least where it's co-workers (might) live (during the off-season).

To preserve my anonymity please don't read my user name after reading this post (or before)
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# * Doesn't read user name
"Who said that!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Whoever it was, it wasn't me
And I NEVER tell a lie!!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# this donkey resides in a shed not 50 feet from my current location
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# thats rather ace
*this is the seaside town that they forgot to bomb*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# 9:00 - on fire
10:00 - still somewhat on fire
11:00 - less fire, still some
12:00 - cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Pretty much this
I've told her i'm watching it on the net but I tink she's too excited to be so close to a major news story
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I did think this
"Well brighton raised it's profile by torching it's pier, lets do the same"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# bah... they saw what happened at buncefield - the refinery explosion that put hemel onthe map (unfortunatly it didnt take it OFF the map) and have decided some years later that "we want some of that action"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# this may just be a wild guess...but has some peir burnt down?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# No
the Sea Life disappeared into a Black Hole only to re-appear at the other end of the beach with *something* evil on board
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)