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# nom nom nom

no reason pimp my ride !!!

needs more woof
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Hvr Cr


He's trying, bless him. Just can't quite get off the ground can he? Woo to you!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# woo
"wants"
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# is this from the new James Bond?
:D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Yes.
I stole it. It is now mine, nort Jaymes BOOND.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# This, I truely believe,
is how a Jag's ride is.
The Jag I've been in really felt like it was floating :D My friend asked me if it had wheels.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# That's some pneumatic dogging action
woo :)

minor TJ poll: I'm filling out an application form for a job at the Co-op they have a question on how will i help the company blah blah mindless bollocks.. should this answer stay or go?

I like to challenge my self and I feel the Co-op would provide the fertile compost from which my future as a worthwhile contributing human being will sprout forth.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Say this job plays a vital role in your plot to overthrow the government
and you can make good tea.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# oooh
nice edition. I like the idea of taking it on a very extended metaphore that by the end of it is then turned literal.

but I also need the money... gah. I always find these things so sodding torturous. :(
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# stay
i'd give you one "job that is"

pfft
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I wrote similar stuff on one for Somerfields (coincidently now owned by Co-op)
I was quite upset to find out when I had my interview that no one had read any of it.

I got the job though. Woo me.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Depends if you want the job or not....
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Whee!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# that's pretty cool
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# that's good.
I drew car-icatures until everyone started calling me dave.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I hope that car belongs to an ape.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I've seen photos of him.
It does.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# apecarapecarapecarapecar!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# you arse!
I don't drive.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# It's a bmw, therefore it belongs to a wanker
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Rocking
Is this the phuckmobile?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)