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# If the general idea of b3ta is to entertain,
how many people are entertained by pictures of 'blokes from an office'? One, two? Because the vast majority of people couldn't care less about them.

That paint picture might actually have been funny. This - not so.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# i think there's a place for it under certain circumstances
in the sense if he's gone about it:

"here's my firt attempt at shopping - advice/tutorials to make it better please" (once only)

he didn't and therefore i completely agree
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I thought in many cases
It was a place for people to show off their handiwork? I've seen hundreds of images meaning far less and showing no effort at all. If thats the way it is then fair enough, but i thought it was all about the standard of pic. So if i posted up a scrawled drawing with no effort it would get more acclaim than this??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# The matra here is
"Jokes are better than technique."

Yes, your picture had effort in it - and well done - but no one gets the joke!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# its always good to have a matra
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# "a scrawled drawing in Paint that depicted a bloke pissing into his own mouth"
(best description of doctor dyslexia's stuff i've seen today by the way)

is not representative of what happens here during the day, and besides doctor dyslexia has been around for donkeys and some people enjoy her shit

if you ignore the abuse and post appropriate times you may become just as beloved
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Dr Dyslexia is a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
#
Dr Dyslexia is a girl alive?
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# was, is and now again (perhaps, maybe)


(answers both above questions in one)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Yes, Dr. Dyslexia is alive.
No, Dr. Dyslexia is not a girl. He mentioned a while back that he isn't pretending to be a girl anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I haven't been on b3ta in a while,
and yet I still hear Brian...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# As an example:


I made this by pasting one face onto another. Is it technically excellent? Not really. Took me 2 minutes.

However, because people recognised the two people I've pasted together, I got an FP, a mention on the Guardian site, on several viral lists and t-shirt requests. If I'd put on the face of my next door neighbour, Steve, no one would have cared.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Depends...
Does Steve look like Diego Maradona? :P
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# only problem is
even in this case, not everyone recognizes the two sources. The face, yes, but the body, I have no clue. I'm guessing from the reply that it's Diego Maradona, whom I barely have passing familiarity with.

Still, well done work all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# this ^
couldn't say it better myself
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# lol just to reiterate
these are not friends.. the fat fucker has been doing the rounds on the net for fucking years..surely everyone else but you has seen him.. Its just like the weird "horrified face" that keeps getting shopped on here..I don't know who the fuck that is??? I only know because I have seen it on here. Here endeth the lesson. :D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)