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# gary glitter and gary oldman
COINCIDENCE???
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Urgh :/
I actually quite like Gary Oldman, or do in certain roles at least.
Gary Glitter needs to never ever be uttered in the same sentence as Sexcula. Glitter should probably change his first name just to be sure there can be no mistakes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# he looks a bit like his pet puppy had died all the way through the batman movie
kept thinking ffs cheer up
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# He was still a nice distraction from Batman's (selective) throat cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# haha, yes
how do you think chris bale did it? gargling with razor bladdes before each take?
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# haha
bet Bale had a sore throat after a day doing that voice
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# haha
the cheese in that voice had me in stitches, but it was balanced by my anger at the blatant war on terror shit that they were trying to ram down my throat. To sum up, pile of propagandist shite with a silly-voiced batman and some enjoyable relief whenever Ledger was on screen.

Edit: Also, Commissioner Gordon was infuriatingly not Irish at all.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# You can sort of see why he'd do it though
to retain his anonymity. I think it was a bit much, but I can see the logic.

Yes, Ledger was enjoyable. Very enjoyable. Mmmmmmmmmm, madman. Especially when he shouts.

It's actually ciggy time, I must stop being distracted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I know
but he's a fucking superhero, he doesn't have to disguise his voice! The costume was enough for Adam West and the spectacles were enough for Christopher Reeve, so I don't see why Bale has to have a big silly gruff voice.

If anything, being Batman, he should have a painfully high voice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I liked the idea alot
One more veil of secrecy to make it more plausible Batman's secret identity could actually remain so...it just sounded really fucking stupid. It was too difficult to forget it/concentrate on what was being said, it needed toning down really if they wanted to use it.

Also, Heath Ledger made me feel very wrong. Mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I'm so glad someone else found this
Moistmaking in the extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# yes
I found that I always missed the first couple of sentences of what ever his throat was trying to say until I'd tuned into the bizarreness.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Hmmm Heath Ledger
dressed as a nurse made me want to touch myself in the cinema, but we had kids with us, so I made the wife touch me there instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:13, archived)
# He was SHOCKINGLY good in dark knight
It's so refreshing to see him playing a NORMAL person
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# aw, but i like him overacting like a madman
it's what makes films like Leon so good.

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Natalie Portman as jailbait
is what makes films like Leon so good.

shit... did i say that out loud?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Everyone thinks it anyway
Apparently the French version actually had the girl shagging Leon, but I don't know if I'm just passing on my own gullibility there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
# No noooooooooo
But Leon was a nice murderer, he would never touch a little girl like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
# well I've seen it in german
which was longer than the one I'd seen before, and is called Leon: Der Profi.

There was however no sex., sadly
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I agree
and have said it out loud too many times.

I'm not allowed near schools anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
# he'd have been a good Joker rather than Com. Gordon
if they went back in time to when he was in Leon.

Also, Opportunity missed to say 'Gordon's Alive!?!' in new batman film
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# arf
I love you for that
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 20 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Haha I
just saw this, I boomed it out in a tiny little cinema (in Fakenham) when I went with the gf to be met with a disapproving look from her but looks of admiration from other males about my age.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)