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# first of all, take a photo of your keyboard to help remember layout
then, pop out all keys.
Using a stiff brush (get a cheap nailbrush specifically for this) then clean out keyboard base.
wash keys in hot soapy water - leave to dry.
then , pop up the picture on your comp of the keyboard layout and pop them back into place
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# So they just pop out.
If I tried this i will break it.
/hamfisted
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# use a round tipped knife
place rounded tip under bottom of key and lever it back.

They'll 'ping' quite well - and far - so watch out
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# EEPS!!!!!!!!!!!
I took the ctrl key out.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# fucking 'ell, it's a family bucket in there!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I like to keep a clean house too!
/Devastated!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I say take off, and nuke the site from orbit
It's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# £9.95 from Tesco's seems a shrewd investment now.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# ick
(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Christ, Stan!
You're lucky yr keyboard hasn't already got rats.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# christ, it's full of cornflakes
don't type with your feet!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST MAN PUT IT BACK AND NUKE IT FROM ORBIT

It's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
# or just lay the keys out on the carpet in the layout that they came off
and i'd avoid washing the keys in lots of water, as they may suffer the horrors of 'lego-never-dry' syndrome
(big fat cocks, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# that's why I tend to wash them at the end of the day when I need to.
you can then leave them to dry overnight on a teatowel, with a teatowel covering them
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# i once wore all the buttons out of my keyboard
(cheap keyboard) and everytime someone wanted to use my keyboard they had to ask me where the button was :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)