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# My cat had made a right mess this morning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I think our cat's going senile.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I like old senile cats
Assuming your cat is old there, is it old? has it had a good innings?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# she's old, for sure.
It adopted us after we'd lived here for two years, after watching us from a distance and living around the gardens.
Only found out recently that she used to live here with the old lady who sold us the house (she moved to sheltered housing and couldn't take the cat; I assume she was suffering a similar fate.)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# you have an old lady watching your house?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# no,
old man...

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# LEAVE MICTO ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# ITS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT!!
*shoves*
you have to share him!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# *sharpens sharing knife*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# *loads Blunderbuss with flaming hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# make sure you put milk soaked bread and not dog food out
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Oh, it's gin and oysters for old Iris.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# 'Senile Felines', our favourite palindrome
thank you, Weird Al. And yes, we have had an OAP feline with poo-poo trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)
# A Toyota's a Toyota
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Do geese
see God?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)
# poorly cat?
or didn't make it to the flap?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# no, just old and long haired
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# aha
my friend had the RSPCA knocking on the door the other day because someone thought his cat was abused, when infact he's about 16/17
(he looks a bit scabby)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)