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# thoughts for this evening
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# because evolution is evolving.
Also, w.r.t. #3, so one has somewhere to wipe one's knob.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
excellent!!
my mam just got some long haired guinae pigs and wants me to ask my vet nurse friend if she has to clean their arses for them!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# My cat had made a right mess this morning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I think our cat's going senile.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I like old senile cats
Assuming your cat is old there, is it old? has it had a good innings?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# she's old, for sure.
It adopted us after we'd lived here for two years, after watching us from a distance and living around the gardens.
Only found out recently that she used to live here with the old lady who sold us the house (she moved to sheltered housing and couldn't take the cat; I assume she was suffering a similar fate.)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# you have an old lady watching your house?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# no,
old man...

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# LEAVE MICTO ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# ITS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT!!
*shoves*
you have to share him!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# *sharpens sharing knife*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# *loads Blunderbuss with flaming hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
# make sure you put milk soaked bread and not dog food out
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Oh, it's gin and oysters for old Iris.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# 'Senile Felines', our favourite palindrome
thank you, Weird Al. And yes, we have had an OAP feline with poo-poo trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)
# A Toyota's a Toyota
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Do geese
see God?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)
# poorly cat?
or didn't make it to the flap?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# no, just old and long haired
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# aha
my friend had the RSPCA knocking on the door the other day because someone thought his cat was abused, when infact he's about 16/17
(he looks a bit scabby)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Guinea pigs have too many small bones, I don't reccommend eating them.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# s'ok,
i'll just stick 'em in the food processor.
bish bash bosh.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# given the dairy industry
why do women have niples..........

other than the obvious
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# What's wrong with a hairy arse
when you've got a supply of dedicated arse-cleaners with opposable thumbs.
Ha, and WOO of course
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I read somewhere that we're not actually meant to drink cows milk
its taken us thousands of years to stomach it and still a huge percentage of the population is lactose intolerant.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# clearly
it's cow's milk, we're supposed to drink human milk

still, we can so we do, i certainly prefer my cornflakes with milk instead of water
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# The Maasi exist on cows blood and milk
and have done so for 10,000's of years

www.compulsivetraveler.tv/videos/47-At-home-with-the-Masai
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I heard that also.
Plus, that dude says it in Snatch.
GUYE RITCHYY IS A GENUYS
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I haven't seen snatch
I wasn't impressed with Lock Stock so didn't bother
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# i can't drink milk
it turns my insides out, took me bleeding years to work it out too!
Theres something else that i can't work out that has the same affect :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# razor blades?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# and swords and whole pineapples
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# beer?
*kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# to be honest im not a great fan of acholol
i'm quite boring
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# never!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# hey where'd my wallet go?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
#




*gone*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Yay a magicician!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Well here we come to the meaning of 'meant' ;)
"It's taken us thousands of years to stomach it". Exactly, some of us evolved the ability to drink it, so in as much as you can say evolution has a meaning, we are meant to drink cows' milk, otherwise we wouldn't have evolved the ability to (probably).

(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# we aren't finished yet
some women's periods aren't painful (...'the fuckers' i hear many ladies respond)
men have nipples because we are all made from the same basic blueprint, and only during pregnancy is gender assigned, so we need all the bits

and afaik most animals arseholes aren't all that hairy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# the hole may not be, but there is generally a lot of fur for the crap to fall past
and get matted in to.


Same goes for a lot of humans :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# That bit always made me wonder
If nipples are a residue from the time when gender had yet to be decided (but we all need the basic parts), how come women don't have limp cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# the glans/clitoris
testes/ovaries

everything else is just finesse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I read that as fitness
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# well, on a scale of one to ten
i'd give you one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Meh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# this is what an clitors is, innit?
shrunken, hidden man equipment.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# the clitoris is meant to be the female reduced cock
we all start with one

*edit - hahaha, we all know!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# now if I could just find me clitoris...
being a man I won't be able to.

Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# some women do.
 
the number of postnatal gender reassignments is disturbing, really.
Butchery, I call it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I don't have painful periods
some come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!
Not you Micto are you're clearly not a wimmin
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# you lucky thing
i knew a girl with PCS that used to go through times where she'd have a period every week
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I want two thumbs on each hand goddamnit

One opposable thumb to separate humans from the non-tool-wielding beasts? Tsssk.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I was doing a nipple animation last night/this morning thinking the same thing
I still need to colour in his arms :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# NOT THAT I WAS PLAYING WITH MINE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# haha!
viva evollulolituion
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# because
because
because
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Ok let's see now
1. Not all women have painful menstrual cycles or maybe I am just more evolved.
2. In case they decide they want a sex change.
3. To keep them warm?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# you are lucky, Mrs Toast wants to tear out her ovaries each month
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Eeeeek!
I wonder what the biological reason is for that? Do they swell?
Until a couple of years ago I'd never had PMT and for a few months I got it.
Feck, it's horrendous.
At first I had no idea why I hated the world, was paranoid and wanted to fling myself off Table Mountain. The next day the painters arrived and I thought "naah, not me".
The next month, same thing and the month after.
*Thinks* I don't have a hairy arse though!
/mememe
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# blokes have nipples
because all embryos start off female

this is mighty woo work, but none of us need to tell you that anymore i'm sure :D
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# BooM!
Bear goes into the forest and has a colossal shit, shit flies everywhere and the bear is sick of it. A rabbit runs by, stops and drops a neat little packet.

The bear says in astonishment ' how do you get the shit to not stick to your fur?'

The rabbit replies 'ah, i'ts a little trick we have'.

So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# happy b3rthday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Thankyou Toastie
you could illustrate disturbing children's books with the style :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I'd love to have opposable thumbs
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# 1) to make men suffer
2) Practice boobies
3) So they have something to rub over the carpet.
4) Woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# That's more evidence for evolution than for creation, though.
Evolution can't work miracles, but a god can, so why would it create animals with useless bits?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Aesthetics.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Sexy time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Good point
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)
# to cover his tracks, the devious cunt
nipples and fossils will damn you all to hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I'm sure a creationist would argue some nonsense about not wanting everything to be easy
or because it would prove his existance.

Strange how they can't prove his existance and don't want to, but say all Darwinists have to prove evolution.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)
# potato/potaahto
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)
# That's kind of the point in faith.
Science on the other hand, does need evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
# i started typing then realised
that i couldn't be arsed getting into this debate :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# As if you can resist it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# i know my opinion
that'll do for quarter to ten on a sunday night
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)
# if you want to truly understand why men have nipples (and hairy arses), come see me for a demonstration that will make everything painfully clear.
mmmm, hairy arses.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)