
Also, w.r.t. #3, so one has somewhere to wipe one's knob.
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excellent!!
my mam just got some long haired guinae pigs and wants me to ask my vet nurse friend if she has to clean their arses for them!!
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my mam just got some long haired guinae pigs and wants me to ask my vet nurse friend if she has to clean their arses for them!!

Assuming your cat is old there, is it old? has it had a good innings?
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It adopted us after we'd lived here for two years, after watching us from a distance and living around the gardens.
Only found out recently that she used to live here with the old lady who sold us the house (she moved to sheltered housing and couldn't take the cat; I assume she was suffering a similar fate.)
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Only found out recently that she used to live here with the old lady who sold us the house (she moved to sheltered housing and couldn't take the cat; I assume she was suffering a similar fate.)

thank you, Weird Al. And yes, we have had an OAP feline with poo-poo trousers.
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my friend had the RSPCA knocking on the door the other day because someone thought his cat was abused, when infact he's about 16/17
(he looks a bit scabby)
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(he looks a bit scabby)


i'll just stick 'em in the food processor.
bish bash bosh.
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bish bash bosh.

why do women have niples..........
other than the obvious
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other than the obvious

when you've got a supply of dedicated arse-cleaners with opposable thumbs.
Ha, and WOO of course
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Ha, and WOO of course

its taken us thousands of years to stomach it and still a huge percentage of the population is lactose intolerant.
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it's cow's milk, we're supposed to drink human milk
still, we can so we do, i certainly prefer my cornflakes with milk instead of water
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still, we can so we do, i certainly prefer my cornflakes with milk instead of water

and have done so for 10,000's of years
www.compulsivetraveler.tv/videos/47-At-home-with-the-Masai
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www.compulsivetraveler.tv/videos/47-At-home-with-the-Masai

Plus, that dude says it in Snatch.
GUYE RITCHYY IS A GENUYS
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GUYE RITCHYY IS A GENUYS

I wasn't impressed with Lock Stock so didn't bother
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it turns my insides out, took me bleeding years to work it out too!
Theres something else that i can't work out that has the same affect :(
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Theres something else that i can't work out that has the same affect :(

"It's taken us thousands of years to stomach it". Exactly, some of us evolved the ability to drink it, so in as much as you can say evolution has a meaning, we are meant to drink cows' milk, otherwise we wouldn't have evolved the ability to (probably).
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some women's periods aren't painful (...'the fuckers' i hear many ladies respond)
men have nipples because we are all made from the same basic blueprint, and only during pregnancy is gender assigned, so we need all the bits
and afaik most animals arseholes aren't all that hairy
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men have nipples because we are all made from the same basic blueprint, and only during pregnancy is gender assigned, so we need all the bits
and afaik most animals arseholes aren't all that hairy

and get matted in to.
Same goes for a lot of humans :D
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Same goes for a lot of humans :D

If nipples are a residue from the time when gender had yet to be decided (but we all need the basic parts), how come women don't have limp cocks?
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testes/ovaries
everything else is just finesse
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everything else is just finesse

shrunken, hidden man equipment.
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we all start with one
*edit - hahaha, we all know!
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*edit - hahaha, we all know!

being a man I won't be able to.
Eh?
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Eh?

the number of postnatal gender reassignments is disturbing, really.
Butchery, I call it.

some come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!
Not you Micto are you're clearly not a wimmin

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Not you Micto are you're clearly not a wimmin


i knew a girl with PCS that used to go through times where she'd have a period every week
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One opposable thumb to separate humans from the non-tool-wielding beasts? Tsssk.

I still need to colour in his arms :(
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Ok let's see now
1. Not all women have painful menstrual cycles or maybe I am just more evolved.
2. In case they decide they want a sex change.
3. To keep them warm?

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1. Not all women have painful menstrual cycles or maybe I am just more evolved.
2. In case they decide they want a sex change.
3. To keep them warm?



I wonder what the biological reason is for that? Do they swell?
Until a couple of years ago I'd never had PMT and for a few months I got it.
Feck, it's horrendous.
At first I had no idea why I hated the world, was paranoid and wanted to fling myself off Table Mountain. The next day the painters arrived and I thought "naah, not me".
The next month, same thing and the month after.
*Thinks* I don't have a hairy arse though!
/mememe

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Until a couple of years ago I'd never had PMT and for a few months I got it.
Feck, it's horrendous.
At first I had no idea why I hated the world, was paranoid and wanted to fling myself off Table Mountain. The next day the painters arrived and I thought "naah, not me".
The next month, same thing and the month after.
*Thinks* I don't have a hairy arse though!
/mememe


because all embryos start off female
this is mighty woo work, but none of us need to tell you that anymore i'm sure :D
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this is mighty woo work, but none of us need to tell you that anymore i'm sure :D

Bear goes into the forest and has a colossal shit, shit flies everywhere and the bear is sick of it. A rabbit runs by, stops and drops a neat little packet.
The bear says in astonishment ' how do you get the shit to not stick to your fur?'
The rabbit replies 'ah, i'ts a little trick we have'.
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with it.
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The bear says in astonishment ' how do you get the shit to not stick to your fur?'
The rabbit replies 'ah, i'ts a little trick we have'.
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with it.

you could illustrate disturbing children's books with the style :-)
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2) Practice boobies
3) So they have something to rub over the carpet.
4) Woo
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3) So they have something to rub over the carpet.
4) Woo

Evolution can't work miracles, but a god can, so why would it create animals with useless bits?
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nipples and fossils will damn you all to hell
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or because it would prove his existance.
Strange how they can't prove his existance and don't want to, but say all Darwinists have to prove evolution.
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Strange how they can't prove his existance and don't want to, but say all Darwinists have to prove evolution.

Science on the other hand, does need evidence.
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that i couldn't be arsed getting into this debate :)
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