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# Are any of you familiar with the American health system?
Here's a summary:


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(dredgeups, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Pffft.
They think socialised healthcare is a bad thing, ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Haha
Thats ace have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
# see, much much better than our commie liberal anti american nhs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
# MCCAIN FOR 08!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# FUCK YEAH! IF IT CAN'T BE FIXED IT ISN'T BROKEN!
hooooooooooooooooyah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Hi, I'm John McCain.
BURN 'EM ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Hi, I'm John McCain, and I endorse myself
BURN 'EM ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Hi, I'm John McCain.
TELL ME WHEN LORD..IXNO OOBAR MOLOCH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
# i wish jobs were that easy to get in the UK
been looking for one for ages. damn starbucks, waterstones and the pub down the road, and my general impatience.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I find that trying to get a job for a general impatience really hard as they wont even wait for interviewees
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# general impatience is a cunt
colonel tolerance is just great
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Corporal Ambivalence is a complete lunatic though, even when he's on fire
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)
# oh don't get me started on him, at least he's not as bad as lieutenant wishy-washy
at last years officers ball he spent half the night talking about romanian gerbils, the complete knob jockey
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Right, if you seriously want a job, start looking harder.
Restaurant kitchens are usually always looking for pot-washers or waiter/esses.
Best thing is, if you stick it long enough, you could probably learn to cook professionally
thus ensuring you'll ALWAYS find work.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Fat people will always need food....puts hand up...
You have to be prepared for cocaine addiction if your a chef though...

Whats happened to Bucket of Bad spidey?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I thought chefs were alchoholics and not coke heads
in the main
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Every Chef ive ever met has turned out to be on coke
Even the microwave monkeys down at the local 2 for one (formely Tom Cobbleys) are on it according to my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I know this sounds really obvious
But have you tried an agency? Somewhere like office angels gets you into an office for work. It might not be great work or pay too great but work is work. While you are there you can at least look for other work that might suit you more.

And you never know, some temp jobs can be really good. One place I temped in I loved, the work was pretty crappy but the people there were really good and we got on really well. Plus half my mates worked in the same building so we just went straight out drinking on a Friday night.

They might take 10% of your money but it's better than having nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Agencies are fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
# My sister got the best job in the world through an agency
She worked for the Ombedsman and litraly pulled a Prescott and play Crouqet most of the day, after spending about 30 minutes doing actual work.

Its unbelievable the amount of waste there, they all demand 1st class tickets where ever they go. Once they got the "wrong size" toilet paper, and were just going to skip it so my sister and another temp just took it all home.. Our family didnt buy bog roll for a year!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Toilet roll has more than one size?
How rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Yeah they were the ones that go into dispensers
there were more stories of tax payers money going down the pan, but ive forgoten them.
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:12, archived)
# now you mention it, I recall nicking some bog roll from the students union in bristol
oooh the excitement of stealing, knowing that I'd save literally dozens of pounds over the coming months
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)
# related plug for one of my short stories
(in case you're not quite tired enough for sleeping but need that extra push :p )
CSCs and the Joy of Temps
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:06, archived)
# ...gets you into an office for work
after you've filled out 37 forms, been in for 6 interviews and 13 computer tests, provided 17,456 different references each of which have known you for at least 3 times as long as you've been alive, given over enough personal data to form at least 3 separate false versions of yourself, and then maybe they'll consider you for the data entry job for which you'll be rejected (but never informed) because you've got a typing speed of 56wpm when the advert specifies 55.

Agencies: toss.
(meepmeep is, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)
# wow,didn't expect that reaction :P
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# heh
sounds about right
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:00, archived)
# nicely drawn
if its yours of course
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)