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# ooooh, that is brilliant stuff!
and in other news, I just poured half a glass of water into my laptop. It seems to still be working, but it may well burn out in a second - I'm scared :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I once saw an ant crawl into my laptop keyboard.
He never came out again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# he's in there now, looking at you from the other side of the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# quick pour on kia-ora. this will soak up the water!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# The one you're using?
Oh dear. I can't help, I'm technically retarded.

By that I mean retarded when it comes to technology, but the other may as well stand as well. I could use an overly-enthusiastic black man to high-five me at any given opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# dell latitude d630 :P
it's making the occasional clicking noise, and every so often the cursor shoots off teh screen....... This isn't too good....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Ach, nein.
I wish I could help. Not that this does, but I hope it's all ok.

OOOH is it covered under your contents insurance?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# company laptop
my boss thought it was funny until it started crackling..... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhh
well at least you're not out of pocket...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# 1. turn off computer
2. use hairdrier on laptop for some time
3. hope
4. switch on
5. celebratory wank
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)