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# I wonder
what do this drawings say about me.
Other than I love guys without a face.

(If they're too big I'll link one, and be very sorry)
(Nissun, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *starts singing Billy Idol*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Why Billy Idol?
(Nissun, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# "Eyes without a face"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# you like spawn?
very woosome sketchings.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# The comic character?
Not specially. By now the only comic superhero I like for his looks is Iron man.
(Nissun, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# and possibly giger
who is meant to be pronounced ghee-ger. but i can never bring myself to say it any other way than guy-ger.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# not enough metal fannies for it to be giger
(i have the same pronunciation problem)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Giger is intriguing
but I haven't seen enough of his works. And I totally disapprove how "kewl" it's becoming lately.
I'll investigate more on this disturbing attraction towards aliens and monsters thingy.
(Nissun, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)
# 'lately'?
pfft. he's been around since the 70's. he's kinda passe now.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# No, but I mean how
all the cool kids today think he's liek totally awesome. Like Luis Royo, you know? With all the merchandising you can think of being printed.
I don't think that will happen with giger, though. I just fear it a little.
(Nissun, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# That one on the left, crawling towards you
is absolutely excellent- it's a position I have real trouble with.

Have you done any life drawing at all? I'd love to see some of it if you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# The one on the right, you mean?
I think that one's awesome too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# HAHAHA yes
fucking hell, I'm having a bad day and it's starting to show.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# check your shoes.
swapping them might improve your day.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# They're definitely on the right feet
the zips bash each other when I walk, as they should.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# try putting one on the left feet then
BOOM BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I'm going to hurt you.
SUPPORT me God damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate?
Captain Woooooow!
YAAAAAY

*kicks own arse while jogging round in a circle and pom-pomming*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# That's BETTER. Thank you.
Whose house? My house. Say what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# erm
is that another cheer? I don't know many.

Another in my repertoire is

GOOOOOOOOO Captain Wow
YAAAAY
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# :D you're like the best cheerleader ever
you're better than a small blonde girl- you're a big hairy chap.

I've got a VERY clear image of you in the little skirt now. How pleasing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# haha "big" is such a relative term.
I'm only "big" in comparison with small people.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Of which I am one.
Well, upwards, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# You ever drunk baileys from a shoe?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I've drunk wine from a boot.
Does that count?

It wasn't even my boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Yes I have
I have an enormous 100x70cm folder with life drawings, but I have no camera right now and can't scan them.
They are mostly constructive, though. Nothing polished that could be framed and hung on a wall.

And the crawling one... I always feel frustrated when I want to draw a person from a weird perspective, because I build people, and it's complicated. But in these sketches I just try to make curvy shapes. Sometimes it creates quite realistic effects that would look weird if I had tried to build them other way.
(Nissun, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Well I really think you did well on that one.
And if you're ever stuck for something to post, I'd love to see your life drawings. Truly I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# ooooh, that is brilliant stuff!
and in other news, I just poured half a glass of water into my laptop. It seems to still be working, but it may well burn out in a second - I'm scared :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I once saw an ant crawl into my laptop keyboard.
He never came out again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# he's in there now, looking at you from the other side of the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# quick pour on kia-ora. this will soak up the water!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)
# The one you're using?
Oh dear. I can't help, I'm technically retarded.

By that I mean retarded when it comes to technology, but the other may as well stand as well. I could use an overly-enthusiastic black man to high-five me at any given opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)
# dell latitude d630 :P
it's making the occasional clicking noise, and every so often the cursor shoots off teh screen....... This isn't too good....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Ach, nein.
I wish I could help. Not that this does, but I hope it's all ok.

OOOH is it covered under your contents insurance?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# company laptop
my boss thought it was funny until it started crackling..... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhh
well at least you're not out of pocket...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# 1. turn off computer
2. use hairdrier on laptop for some time
3. hope
4. switch on
5. celebratory wank
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# All of these are fantastic :D
You've got a real talent there
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# fan-freaking-tastic!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# your dobber is broken?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)